Tweet Beat: The One Where Cal tweets about NJT

@MrsTylerKSR

As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week. There are good tweets, there are great tweets, and then there are these two tweets from John Calipari:

Just landed with @ukcoachmitchell in Birmingham for SEC Basketball Media Days. I heard @jerrytipton is picking us up.
— John Calipari (@UKCoachCalipari) October 25, 2012

My bad, looks like @notjerrytipton is the one picking us up instead. #WeAreUK
— John Calipari (@UKCoachCalipari) October 25, 2012

This week, we also welcomed a new UK football player to Twitter: Taylor Wyndham, aka "The Beard." In case you need a reminder:

Surprisingly, most of his tweets have been about...his beard:

Big Bearded Nation #bbn
— Taylor Wyndham (@TaylorWyndham) October 25, 2012

Never judge a person until you’ve walked a mile with their beard
— Taylor Wyndham (@TaylorWyndham) October 24, 2012

I wonder if locks of love takes facial hair too...
— Taylor Wyndham (@TaylorWyndham) October 23, 2012

Compliments of @daveu59 twitter.com/TaylorWyndham/…
— Taylor Wyndham (@TaylorWyndham) October 23, 2012

Even Archie Goodwin is rolling his eyes at Joakim Noah right now:

Joakim Noah hating on our espn series ðŸ˜‚
— Archie Goodwin (@A1Laflare10) October 25, 2012

I like to think this tweet from Julius Mays is also about Noah:

People and their feelings on twitter #childplease lol call Dr. Phil twitter isn't going to help
— Julius Mays (@JMays34) October 25, 2012

Jarrod Polson couldn't help but get all meta on Alex Poythress this morning:

@alexthegreat22 what if I like to dream about my "dreams that are worth more than sleep" while I'm sleeping?
— Jarrod Polson (@jpolson05) October 25, 2012

I don't get it...are we still #teamnosleep? I spent way too long staring at this picture to determine if these are Sam Malone's legs or someone else's. What do you think?

The life of a college student twitter.com/SamMaloneuk13/…
— Sam Malone (@SamMaloneuk13) October 19, 2012

I'm just impressed someone can drive like this:

He must do yoga. Patrick Patterson fell victim to the iPhone's newest (and cruelest!) messaging feature: the read receipt.

It's simple. I know you see my text messages. So just respond. #Commoncourtesy
— Patrick Patterson (@pdpatt) October 24, 2012

FYI, you can disable that. You're welcome. Everyone was proud of Eric Bledsoe's game last night:

My bro @ebled24 went dumb tonight ...#bamaboyz
— demarcus cousins(@boogiecousins) October 25, 2012

Has anyone ever had this many highlights in the Top 10??? That boy @ebled24 went HAM Last omg!
— Ramel Smooth Bradley (@dreamsmooth) October 25, 2012

#lafamilia Derek Anderson might want to rethink this metaphor before any more teenage boys read it:

If u leave a banana out It will rotten bc it's just sitting there.If U do somethg with it it can make a lot of Beautiful deserts. Enjoy Life
— Derek L. Anderson(@DerekLAnderson) October 22, 2012

Randall Cobb: Most beloved football Cat ever?

Congrats to Prairie Dog, who has taken his talents overseas! Now if he could just learn Portuguese...

Got a few English-speaking channels here.. There's so much static tho, I try to pretend its raining in all the scenes so I don't go insane.
— Perry Stevenson (@PSteve2122) October 25, 2012

Fortunately, it seems Gangnam Style is universal:

Club Prez says "son practice ur English w/ Perry." He puts in his headphones and all I hear is Gagnam Style haha
— Perry Stevenson (@PSteve2122) October 25, 2012

Derek Anderson watched All-Access last night and clearly understood Cal's "tough love" approach:

BBN listen to what @ukcoachcalipari says Not just HOW he says it. We all have gotten on our kids so those are his kids... For now lol. WeRUK
— Derek L. Anderson(@DerekLAnderson) October 24, 2012

New life goal: live every day as though I am Papa Brooks.

Brent and I having a Maker's by the fire after a day building the tree house. Great day to be alive! twitter.com/UKcoachbrooks/…
— Rich Brooks (@UKcoachbrooks) October 21, 2012

I love his description of his wife's antiques booth. A regular J. Peterman!

Helping Karen put more antiques in her space in Coberg store. Nice oak table and other stuff. twitter.com/UKcoachbrooks/…
— Rich Brooks (@UKcoachbrooks) October 25, 2012

Cute child that knows Doron Lamb doing three goggles = automatic #TweetThatMakesYouGoAww.