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    Michael Clarke Duncan died.

    Good job, Sherlock. Of course "he" is this dead celebrity. The joke is "about" the hot dog thing, using "him" as an excuse. I'm sorry I wasn't "raised right" to not have a sense of humor and not make a joke that references a guy not one person on here actually knew.
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    Michael Clarke Duncan died.

    Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back. I guess you don't make jokes about Ole Miss or stupid **** we say on the internet. Like complaining about hot dogs. That's what the joke is about. Has nothing to do with the pretty, dead actor you wanted to ****.
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    I emailed Scott about those wretched hot dogs...

    Here's the best way to let "Scott" know what the "masses" are thinking. Tweet "These hotdogs are total ****, and the cups smell like my grandmother's church breath! #hailstate." I bet the endzone made that very easy for everyone. #aheadofthecurve
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    Michael Clarke Duncan died.

    Early word is he ate one of the hot dogs at the game Saturday. But that wasn't what killed him. He emailed Scott to gripe about the frankfurter and received a prompt, courteous email and immediately suffered a fatal heart attack.
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    I emailed Scott about those wretched hot dogs...

    You'd think the people's voice would matter at The People's University (TM). We emailed Ross Bjork and asked him to visit our tent, and he did. I had a hot dog at the Vaught and it was fine. Even if it weren't, I can't imagine contacting the administration about a hot dog, but if I did and even...
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    Reasons to hate U of Mississippi

    Because the Bearzzz' coach can give an interview without stopping to switch out for a clean tampon in the middle.
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    Reasons to hate U of Mississippi

    If y'all are allowed to claim we're all drooling racists because of the governor fighting integration 40 years ago, fairness dictates we can enjoy our titles 40 years ago too. Also, what is "self-imposed" about having six SEC titles? I believe the SEC gave us those. Self-imposed is when your...
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    The 2 differences are staggering

    Agreed. But there's a difference between foregone-conclusion predictions and optimistic best-case-scenario "predictions" such as 5 wins.
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    The 2 differences are staggering

    I agree. I predict three wins. But I'm not sure someone predicting five wins (a losing season) qualifies as Kool-Aid.
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    The 2 differences are staggering

    What are you talking about? I've seen ONE 6-6 out of the many predictions. I really don't know anyone who thinks we will be worth a **** this season, or probably next. Of course, even a prediction of 6-6 would be less Kool-Aidish than declaring ourselves champions.
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