He earlier in the day put a bottle of gatorade in his desk. About an hour before the ole miss tipoff he made sure no one was looking and filled his mouth with gatorade. He stood up and grabbed his trash can and took off running as fast as he could through his office. He made sure to run past the biggest gossipers and some management while spitting out his gatorade and making gagging sounds.
Once he made it to the bathroom, he continued to make noises in the stall like he was throwing up. Came out of the stall and washed his hands and splashed water all over his face. Walked back out of the bathroom and everyone in the office was asking him if he was ok and why didn't he just go home. He made a big deal of saying that he couldn't because he had a big meeting that afternoon. His boss would not here of it and sent him home.
He called me from the parking lot laughing his *** off and just said, "where are we watching the games?"