1. He is an attention *****. Nobody can feel the way he says that he does and continue to support any team. In his delusional world, he has be spotlight material. Therefore, his posts' exist.
2. It is nearly impossible to not rubberneck one of his threads. Truth be told, they are as comedic as they are asinine. However, they do tend to wear down ones nerves after the gazillionth attempt to prove one of his "points".
3. His contradictions contradict his contradictions, after contridicting himself.
4. To paraphrase something Richard Nixon said to Dan Rather... "I can only be angered by those I respect".
5. He is what he is, see #1