A SixPack Tradition - mocking a post from another board - Am I 17'ed?...
- Thread starter dawgstudent
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1. click here: http://nafoom.yuku.com?topic=22041
2. Read that whole thread.
3. Come back here.
4. Read this thread again.
5. Learn to take a joke.</p>
2. Read that whole thread.
3. Come back here.
4. Read this thread again.
5. Learn to take a joke.</p>
If she truly knew you like we all do, she would know that there's no way you would have eaten a cupcake. You would have eaten a whole damn cake and there wouldn't have been a wrapper. It sounds like you 2 had problems before the cupcake wrapper was found. I think it's a setup. She just wants to eat cupcakes and this allows her to have a revenge cupcake whenever she wants.
In front of your wife, attempt to place the wrapper on your cupcake. Clearly it won't fit. If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.</p>
<div class="scrolling"> <div> suggestively touch her back, wink at her and say something in-appropriate like "Jesus lady, I've been wiping sticky ****, that that was on your lips from those non-sugar free cupcakes you were eating, out of my taint for days, what the hell do you call that move? It sure scared the hell out of the dog. Anyway, I'll be ready for round 7 at half-time you little minx. 4:30 left in the first qtr, lower level ladies room like before? Make sure you bring plenty of those cupcakes! Is it ok if I scream 'Little Debby' like last time?"
You are both off the hook AND in control in one fell swoop.
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You are both off the hook AND in control in one fell swoop.
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and while I'm no Big Ern (I kind of wish I was after the unitit thread), I have dated a lot of women. (I have witnesses) And I can say this- there is only one way out of this. Burn down your house. I can guarantee that she will forget about the cupcakes then.