American-born Muslim cleric Anwar al-Awlaki
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<p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Calibri">When Osama Bin Laden got to the pearly gates, St. Peter was there to greet him.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Bin laden said,” I died a martyr where’s my 70 virgins?”<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>St. Peter said “wait one minute” and then left and a few minutes later Robert E Lee walked up a commenced to whipping Bin Laden’s ***.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>When he was finish, Bin Laden bleeding and bruised said,” I am Osama Bin Laden, I died a martyr where’s my 70 virgins?”<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Robert E Lee said “no you were mistaken, it’s not 70 virgins, its 70 Virginians and George Washing is on his way now”.</font></p>
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