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An Open letter to Coach34

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Brutius

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Hello sir:

I am writing this letter on behalf of everyone else on this board. Some have said the things I will say, maybe not as well, but they have been said. Consider this a collection of all the reasons you are an insipid buffoon, an ignorant harlequin, a stupid dumbass.

We at sixpack.yuku.com are tired of your incessant idiotic posts. We are tired of day in and day out seeing how little you really know about sports, and why you are a washed up failure of a coach that couldn't get out of the high school ranks. We are more than tired of you telling us how much our alma mater's 8-5 football team sucked last year. We are tired of you hedging your bets and saying that we will suck this year, just so you can hopefully come back and say I told you so to everyone.

Your gross obeisance to everything LSU is sickening. Why you even post on a Mississippi State message board is beyond the majority here. We know you are not an MSU fan, you get too much joy and happiness from any failures that MSU teams incur.

I was gone from this board for a few months and when I came back some things had changed but sadly a few had not. One of the things that didn't change: You are still a nescient nincompoop.

Since I want to keep this short, I will now close. Please do us all a favor and stop posting.

Thank you,
Brutius
 
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Brutius

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Hello sir:

I am writing this letter on behalf of everyone else on this board. Some have said the things I will say, maybe not as well, but they have been said. Consider this a collection of all the reasons you are an insipid buffoon, an ignorant harlequin, a stupid dumbass.

We at sixpack.yuku.com are tired of your incessant idiotic posts. We are tired of day in and day out seeing how little you really know about sports, and why you are a washed up failure of a coach that couldn't get out of the high school ranks. We are more than tired of you telling us how much our alma mater's 8-5 football team sucked last year. We are tired of you hedging your bets and saying that we will suck this year, just so you can hopefully come back and say I told you so to everyone.

Your gross obeisance to everything LSU is sickening. Why you even post on a Mississippi State message board is beyond the majority here. We know you are not an MSU fan, you get too much joy and happiness from any failures that MSU teams incur.

I was gone from this board for a few months and when I came back some things had changed but sadly a few had not. One of the things that didn't change: You are still a nescient nincompoop.

Since I want to keep this short, I will now close. Please do us all a favor and stop posting.

Thank you,
Brutius
 
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bonedaddy401

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respectfully disagree. I think Coach34's repeated stupidity is a staple of this board that is a great springboard for constant ridicule. He is an idiot yes, but is it not entertaining to watch him further cement this post after post? Go fishing with saddawg, I wish I could. If it takes a rant to get on that boat sign me up.
 
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Coach34

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your marriage to Ronny in Hawaii is going well....keep catching, and dont let him knock that earring out...
 
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Dawg725

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Who is anyone to tell another whether they can post on this board or not? I can understand the moderator's in doing so...but damn. Even if C34 posts some dumb BS...all the time and even though he worships LSU doesn't mean you have the right to tell him to stop posting...

Sorry....I disagree...

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saltybulldog

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We use to have dumbasses that knew they were dumbasses, or were just good ol' fashion liberal morons...now we are a melting pot. This place is a perfect scale model of this country. Started out by people that wanted a better place for those like themselves and ended up opening the borders and letting everyone in.

Viva la Maron and Whit
 
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rebel law

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If Coach was to be banished for being "too negative", how would this board be any different than Gene's? That is a slippery slope you don't want to start going down.
 
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ScoobaDawg

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Dawg, first off.. Im guessing you havent been around long enough to see all of coach34's antics..at first they were funny, but now they are jsut annoying and cause me to skim most of his posts or any thread he is involved with.

Brut...wonderful good sir

and this seems like as good a time to unveil this, i was awaiting a new topic by coach34 such as the runningbacks thread, but ill go ahead and put it on display here now.
 
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patdog

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Dawgstudent's fark of Hester is one of the best ever. I always have to laugh when I see one of Mississippi's super hero fans too. Those never get old.
 
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Todd4State

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I don't have a problem with Coach, or anyone else for that matter posting.

I do have a problem with the fact that it's the SAME DAMN topic everytime- which is how bad our offense sucks. That was a secret to no one, but that topic should begin and end by Feb. at the latest, and then it's OK to talk about it during March when the spring game rolls around, but not in freaking July.

It would be like me posting about how our pitching sucked this past year in baseball in November. It's true, and no one will deny that, but it's not relevant at that time.
 
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Bulldog Backer

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Brutius said:
Hello sir:

I am writing this letter on behalf of everyone else on this board. Some have said the things I will say, maybe not as well, but they have been said. Consider this a collection of all the reasons you are an insipid buffoon, an ignorant harlequin, a stupid dumbass.

We at sixpack.yuku.com are tired of your incessant idiotic posts. We are tired of day in and day out seeing how little you really know about sports, and why you are a washed up failure of a coach that couldn't get out of the high school ranks. We are more than tired of you telling us how much our alma mater's 8-5 football team sucked last year. We are tired of you hedging your bets and saying that we will suck this year, just so you can hopefully come back and say I told you so to everyone.

Your gross obeisance to everything LSU is sickening. Why you even post on a Mississippi State message board is beyond the majority here. We know you are not an MSU fan, you get too much joy and happiness from any failures that MSU teams incur.

I was gone from this board for a few months and when I came back some things had changed but sadly a few had not. One of the things that didn't change: You are still a nescient nincompoop.

Since I want to keep this short, I will now close. Please do us all a favor and stop posting.

Thank you,
Brutius
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The Six Pack was initially formed by 6 former members of Gene's Page, some of them cousins of a widely spread extended family. Most were either kicked off or asked to leave Gene's Page. They formed SixPack as a place for self expression and a little revenge. This web page became a haven for people like Coach34, where he could be as much of a dumbass as he wanted. He could post anything, within reason, as long as it was PG13, even R, and not have it wiped out into some cyberspace garbage dump. Of course, there were risks associated with posting really dumbass things, he would be called on it, made fun of, be called different code names. Coach34 could be positive, negative, or have no opinion worth a crap at all, yet allow it to be read and seen. As a former coach, probably fired due to being an *******, he has a unique insight, even though seen through the brown cloud of a nascient nincomPOOP. Attempting to ban someone here for being a jerkwad, is akin to sacriledge. He is fun to read simply because of the implausability of some things he writes. I think saddawg said it best, rather than kick ole Coach34 off, Brutius should either go fishing or get laid, and preferably both.
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BillBraskyDOG

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It took me a while to learn what Peaches does on this board. He wants, craves, hell he NEEDS interaction from people on a message board. For some reason, he does this to get people to talk to him and it fulfills his day.

I used to respond to him all the time, then i realized that he doesnt truly mean half the stuff he says, he just wants to be recognized. He wants to feel important by making people angry.

Why else would he spill the details of his sad life on a message board over and over? Why else would he continue to pretend like people care about what intramural sports he played in the 80s? I guess he doesnt have much in his life to look forward to so he uses this board.

Whatever it is, I am fine with it now, GO FOR IT PEACHES!
 
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VegasDawg13

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There are plenty of people that get on here and post the same **** over and over again. People just get tired of Coach doing it becasue (A) what he posts over and over again is negative and (B) it's easy to rail on him because everybody else does it.

Every movie and book needs a good villain and so does this message board.
 
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Coach34

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"People who make threads whining about Coach34 are way more annoying than Coach34."</p>

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VegasDawg13

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I used to have during basketball season when every other thread was someone starting a thread about how much they hate you, and I figured it'd be a good time to bring it back.
 
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norman.sixpack

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One actually has sports knowlege and something to add, the other know how to be a liberal smartass. So what if the guy is negative, up until last season, most everyone on here was was another bad CUSA loss away from needing Zoloft.
 
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oem

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I heard you and Peaches finally got married. Although I suspect after the honeymoon is over, you will want to spend a lot more time fishing. Alone.
 
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thelaw

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the only one that finds the use of the word, "nincompoop" completely unacceptable? Douche(s).
 
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I skip about all of Brutius' post, Peaches' are at least entertaining and sometimes I even agree with part of what he says.
 
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Woof Man Jack

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If you see the name "Coach34" next to a comment, don't click on it. I'm not sure exactly sure how it works, but if you follow this suggesiton, you'll rarely read anythin written by Coach34.

Pretty amazing.
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Indndawg

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34 keep on keepin' on. We have found the holy grail of ToolSheds, the Oz of Douche Bags....the Bemulleted One that out does 34 in all ToolShed and Douche Bag categories.
 
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ArrowDawg

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......years ago when I posted on Gene's Page. They just ignored it and kept bitching about what I had to say. It's funny really.

My open letter to everyone here is that I'm concerned about this board turning into the kind of board that everyone ran here to get away from.
 
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