1. Our main source of inspiration, Sylvester the Crooms, is long gone. If you go back and look at most of the farks from the "golden era" of that board, it was when we were ***-deep in football suckage.
2. Our second main source of inspiration, Larry the Templeton, is long gone. The LT-Crooms combo was a powerful farking force.
3. Our third main source of inspiration, Doc the Foglesong, is long gone. I love that guy, simply because he forced LT out, but he was batshit looney and provided good material.
4. Many of the regular farkers are parents now and ain't got time for that ****.
I hate to say it, but how well the fark board does is inversely proportional to how well our football team does.