Anybody else happy for Jack Cristil?

Coach34 · Jul 14, 2009

knowing he is close to the end, he doesnt have to describe the CroomCoastOffense anymore? Some of the sheep bitching about his cynicism might find he won't be as bad in 2009 with an offense that actually tries to score

jmbeck · Jul 14, 2009

@%**, we get it man. Let it go.

Coach34 · Jul 14, 2009

or you would feel much differently...her popularity rating is about like Bush's was in November

As far as Cristil goes, for somebody nearing the end of his life that has put as much into his job as that man has, I'm very glad he will probably enjoy it more. Because from all accounts and quotes, he hasn't been

FlabLoser · Jul 14, 2009

....trying to keep up with where the ball is when we're on offense. He had it easy with Dixon 2 yards and a cloud of dust.

GloryDawg · Jul 14, 2009

<h1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in">I will always give the Kudos to Jack for the past five seasons. That old bastard and his colorful metaphor was just what we needed to get through those five years of hell. Hell he just said the things we thought and he had forum to say it on and used it. He can stay around as long as he wants. As far as I care when he dead and gone we can talk about him with the same arrogant reverence as Alabama fans speak about the Bear or Ole Miss fans speak about Johnny Vaught.</h1> <h1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in"></h1>

 <h1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in">So There!</h1>

msudawg12 · Jul 14, 2009

Big D said:
<h1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in"> Alabama fans speak about the Bear or Ole Miss fans speak about Johnny Vaught.</h1>

I wish we could talk about a coach rather than an announcer

KurtRambis4 · Jul 14, 2009

and the girls in the junction are about the only reason i went to any home games the past 5 years, honestly.

EmoryBellard · Jul 14, 2009

How is Jack a reason for being at a home game? Or are you an in-the-stands headsetter?

JohnRocker · Jul 14, 2009

Jack Cristil quotes from the Egg Bowl The QB and the receiver weren't on the same page there, but hey its only week
eleven.

OM just scored and we don't know who scored because No. 85 isn't listed on their roster.
But Jack said, "It's academic at this point." After an MSU holding call, "Well, if you can't block 'em, hold 'em! 
"One can only hope so, Jack."
- John Correro
 
"It's third down and so long, you will need surveying equipment to see how much is needed for a first down." 
 There are only 45 seconds left. Maybe ole miss wont score another td. In the 1st quarter that is. 

Coming up on the end of the quarter. The third quarter, that is. We've still got another one to play.
At the end of the third quarter, Ole Miss barely out in front, 38-0."

 "Ole Miss has punted once today for a grand total of 12 yards. They ought to improve on that with this next punt."
(Laughter in the background as he was saying it) 

Let's punt it again. McAdams has to punt it a lot in his final game as a Bulldog."
"For the record both teams have all of their timeouts left. So, that ought to make it fun."

 "Well, what do you know. The Rebels have put a couple of backup linemen in the game."
"Mercifully, the clock continues to run." "About 3 minutes left, many fans have long been gone. In fact, some of them are probably already home by now."

"Chris Relf can throw it long. He cannot throw it accurately, but he can throw it long."

"Well, that's only a loss of 9 there. So, it's only third and 19." "A great many of the 55,000 fans have left the game now (45-0), they might even be home now watching on TV". 
 "It's 4th down and 24 yards to go, this ought to dictate a punt right now". 
"One can only hope so, Jack."
- John Correro
 "Well, the Bulldogs take a delay of game. That backs them up to their 4 where it will be fourth and 31. We just wanted to McAdams plenty of room to kick the ball because he has such a powerful leg."

"That's it. Ballgame over. Ole Miss noses out Mississippi State, 45-0." 

"Sonic drive of the game....My drive home to Tupelo, MS I guarantee you that is my drive of the game." then he procedes to give his home address

jack.sixpack · Jul 14, 2009

for the rest of my life, and it only gets funnier.

Todd4State · Jul 14, 2009

if I remember correctly, or maybe it was urban legend, but Jack supposedly got in trouble for the original "Sonic Drive of the Game back to Tupelo" because it upset a few of the sheep.

I'm betting he gave out his address because he probably got some letters from sheep threatening to go to his house to kick his ***. Just like Jesus would do.

I will say this- I wouldn't want to fight Jack Cristal. You can not beat a man that is immortal.

KurtRambis4 · Jul 14, 2009

in case you hadn't noticed, our team sucked complete *** the past 5 years. anything that would make the game somewhat enjoyable (clowns on fire falling into shark tank, explosions, old man making fun of terrible team) is gravy to me.

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