Anyone want a dog?

[tenureplan]

I am interested in rehoming my 16 year old schnauzzer. He is a good boy other than the fact that he stinks 10 minutes after a bath and he farts every 5 minutes so badly that I'm constantly looking for the pile of ****. It smells up all 2600 sq feet and anyone within a 10 foot radius of him will experience severe nosebleeds and issues breathing.

 

[Xenomorph]

I must say.. you make it sound tempting...

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[Dawgbite]

 

[DerHntr]

When you say “my” dog, do you actually mean “my wife’s” dog? If so, “my” dog could be rehomed as well!

 

[beachbumdawg]

 

[tenureplan]

Hydrophobe would make my situation much more tolerable.

 

[tenureplan]

When you say “my” dog, do you actually mean “my wife’s” dog? If so, “my” dog could be rehomed as well!

No she has a 4 pound miniature pinscher that barks relentlessly anytime I enter our (her) bedroom

 

[Dawgbite]

Go to your nearest outdoor hunting type store and buy a bottle of skunk scent. Apply liberally to the offending canine and you’ll notice that the offending dog smells will practically disappear.

 

[tenureplan]

Go to your nearest outdoor hunting type store and buy a bottle of skunk scent. Apply liberally to the offending canine and you’ll notice that the offending dog smells will practically disappear.

But the Georgia Bureau of Narcotics will be at my door within a week. I could tell him to "get" them. You may be onto something

 

[Awwhellnaw]

I am interested in rehoming my 16 year old schnauzzer. He is a good boy other than the fact that he stinks 10 minutes after a bath and he farts every 5 minutes so badly that I'm constantly looking for the pile of ****. It smells up all 2600 sq feet and anyone within a 10 foot radius of him will experience severe nosebleeds and issues breathing.

There’s a former Secretary of Homeland Security whose schedule recently opened up. She’s been known to “fix” these sorts of things..

 

[Curby]

There’s a former Secretary of Homeland Security whose schedule recently opened up. She’s been known to “fix” these sorts of things..

She's been reassigned to battle the cartels

 

[tired]

I am interested in rehoming my 16 year old schnauzzer.

Why

 

[Dawgpile]

I am interested in rehoming my 16 year old schnauzzer. He is a good boy other than the fact that he stinks 10 minutes after a bath and he farts every 5 minutes so badly that I'm constantly looking for the pile of ****. It smells up all 2600 sq feet and anyone within a 10 foot radius of him will experience severe nosebleeds and issues breathing.

I'll throw in a 12 year old blind/deaf Pug.

 

[Pilgrimdawg]

Sounds like a dog that needs to wander off and get “lost”.