I like the average Auburn fan. They're a lot like Mississippi State fans....
.....except for the school has a whole lot more money. However, I couldn't give two ***** about their big-money boosters and administration. It was Shug Jordan, who supposedly was a great soldier in World War II, who got all pussified over our cowbells.
I can't help but feel great for the average Auburn fan, who has had to put up with Bammers for over 100 years, and I'll probably root for Auburn for their sake.