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[dawgstudent]

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[Bulldog from Birth]

Do you have a motorcycle our coach can borrow?

 

[Dawgg]

What fresh hell awaits this week?

 

[DawgInThe256]

Can you pass along that stack of résumés when you're done?

 

[Shmuley]

The owner of Strange Brew or I will pick the winner and if he deems it worthy - it will make the marquee at Strange Brew. Plus, you will also win a $20 gift card to Strange Brew AND a $20 gift card to Churn and Spoon Creamery. So $40 in gift cards!!

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Warning: On the job training in progress.

 

[civildawg88]

Who gives a ****

 

[MSUDC11-2.0]

A winner must be declared…. No idea how

 

[DT4248]

Don't beat us Bobby, your job depends on it.

 

[cowbell88]

You broke your winless streak against us in Starkville, can we have this one?

 

[columbiadawg2]

Can't wait to see how it happens this week

 

[Predestined]

Let's play three! Quarters!

 

[Predestined]

Do you have a motorcycle our coach can borrow?

And an intern to take for a ride

 

[o_Bud1991]

Pop a wheelie Bobby!!

 

[DerHntr]

Our 4th quarters resemble a motorcycle accident

 

[$altyDawg]

Time to find out who sucks less!

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Let’s see what the next way to lose is on our Bingo card this week.

 

[dorndawg]

How about we just start this game in overtime?

 

[TrueMaroonGrind]

This is fine

 

[Ozarkdawg]

2 stoppable offenses.
2 movable defenses.

Looser has to keep to other team's coaching staff. Bet.

 

[vhdawg]

Come and see the even stupider way we lose this one!

 

[HailStout]

Did you know we could be 7-1 right now?

 

[Bulldog45]

Would anyone be upset if a baseball game broke out?

 

[MoronDawg]

Mississippi State Bulldogs
2021 College World Series Champions

 

[hatfieldms]

Arkansas: Your slump buster has arrived

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

Please catch the foul ball pop up when we hit it.

 

[We Men]

Dear Diary, How could they have been worse than us?

 

[onewoof]

Lord have mercy on the TV viewers that have to witness what is about to take that field

 

[Treemydawg]

Let's play three! Quarters!

That’s all we already play

 

[STATEgrad04]

Neck brace yourselves boys, this one will be hard to watch.

 

[Trojanbulldog19]

How will we come up with a way to lose this week?

 

[Predestined]

I'll give up bacon for a win!!

 

[columbiadawg2]

Had a 2nd thought for one

Hey Arkansas, what is your "almost" record? We're 7-1

 

[PBRME]

We don’t have a multi billion dollar corporation funding our NIL. What’s your excuse?

 

[Yeti]

Hey Bobby stay away from our Volleyball team

 

[MaroonOldCrow]

Just ignore our vacant, 1000 yard, shell-shocked stares.

 

[aTotal360]

Do you have a motorcycle our coach can borrow?

Shut it down.

 

[HailStout]

Neck brace versus neck beard

 

[Maroon Eagle]

We’d rather have pulled pork instead of brisket anyway…

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

We evidently don't wanna play either, but we're here.

 

[Darryl Steight]