Asst. Coach Tim Tebow

MeridianDog

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I see where Tim Tebow is considering entering broadcasting. Would he make an assistant to Dan Mullen and a recruiter for the Dogs?

What would you think if Tim Tebow walked into your living room to meet with you and your kid? Maybe he could bring his Heisman for a photo op each visit.

Wonder if he could coach Offense? QBs?

Wonder what he would cost?

edited to add more bull
 

MeridianDog

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I have been to many games where a good pregame prayer wouldn't have hurt

out-Jesus Freezus

Good comment by the way. I give it a +5
 
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MeridianDog

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God helps those who help themselves 2 Hezziakiah 3:27

I actually was a little serious with my recruiting question.
 

AFDawg

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If he's interested, it's a no brainer to hire him. I doubt he's interested, though. At least not for the near future.

Cue NAFOOM post saying, "They're so desparate! They think hiring Tebow will solve all their problems!!!"
 

msstate7

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If he joins a staff, it'll be meyer's or Florida's. I'd love to have him though
 

dannyripms

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You know it probably wouldn't hurt. Big celebrity, good Christian guy to combat Freezus. Not bad idea. I don't know if I'd want him as qb coach though.
 
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That phrase does not appear in the Bible. It's from Benjamin Franklin's Poor Richard's Almanack. Some Brits who credit it to Algernon Sidney, but I like Ben better.

God helps those who cannot help themselves.
 

MarriedtoStateGrad

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I actually was a little serious with my recruiting question.

Loved the fake Bible quote. This could be fun.

An ye shall be blest who sends in Fat Envelopes, not those skinny postcards. Book of Brother Dave.

There is a sucker born every minute. From The second letter of the Apostle Barnum to the Church in Corinth, MS.
 

thatsbaseball

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I would think he would want a little more job security than joining Mullen`s staff right about now.
 

treeddeep

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Tebow wants to be the center of attention, so broadcasting it is. We have a better shot of Saban coming here than tebow
 

MeridianDog

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Seriously,I taught a conference in Corinth and sadly discovered

they had lost Paul's Letter. Both of them. No one there knew where they were.

Really disappointing.
 

dannyripms

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Because his mechanics suck, that's why he never made it pro, he might be good at play calling I don't know, give him something small and see how he does
 

AFDawg

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I'm with you. Thus the **.

I was giving SkullCandy, who seemed not to catch the pseudo-allusion, a hard time.
 

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I don't understand why so many gravitate to guys who haven't coached or have little coaching experience. We have had enough experiments with unproven coaches. I played with a guy who was a great player, but he could teach a team how to line up. Hell we could probably get Marcus Dupree cheaply. Plus Mullen cusses too much for Tebow's liking.