Attn: LA Tech Fans...

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thelaw

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I want to express my sympathies to all of you and for the way you have been treated on this board. I know that many of you have decided to take the time out of your busy World of Warcraft careers to provide us with your insightful knowledge of college football, especially as it relates to Mississippi State University. I want you to know that your input about athletics is impressive and we appreciate it. I for one can't believe that so many sports analysts can be found at a community college in Ruston, LA.

To get down to brass tax, Saddawg, I think it may be best to take down your signature because I believe the pictures of incredibly attractive women seems to attract the LA Tech minority fans, by that I mean the heterosexual ones, and instead of finding XXX anime sites (like usual) they have found threads with your comments- depressing really.

Moreover, we understand that you all are quick to point out that Mississippi State has lost to LA Tech CC once or twice- that's very interesting, but we don't care. We also won the SEC championship in 1941, which is to say we obviously have a long, stellar history in football. This means that as fans of Mississippi State University football we have been conditioned for over half a century for letdowns and mediocrity- LA Tech is at the end of our list when it comes to disappointments.

Yet, in spite of this, I can say with confidence that there are not many, if any, State fans that threaten opponents with giving them an, "internal cowbell." I suppose if I were to threaten you all by giving you an, "internal fist" you would become excited, thereby contradicting its purpose.

The bottom line is, regardless of how gay, how faggish, metro-sexual, stupid, useless, and/or purposeless your community college and it's fan-base is, I still need to emphasize that we do not care about your opinions and would rather you all stay on your board and continue discussing dungeons and dragons strategy or how you intend on approaching puberty by this fall. And, on game day when all of you are drunk off of Boon's Farm and fuzzy navels, please do not approach any Mississippi State fans with apologies or drunken invitations to all night Halo competitions- we're not interested. Thank you for your time and good luck with your associate degrees.
 

thelaw

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I want to express my sympathies to all of you and for the way you have been treated on this board. I know that many of you have decided to take the time out of your busy World of Warcraft careers to provide us with your insightful knowledge of college football, especially as it relates to Mississippi State University. I want you to know that your input about athletics is impressive and we appreciate it. I for one can't believe that so many sports analysts can be found at a community college in Ruston, LA.

To get down to brass tax, Saddawg, I think it may be best to take down your signature because I believe the pictures of incredibly attractive women seems to attract the LA Tech minority fans, by that I mean the heterosexual ones, and instead of finding XXX anime sites (like usual) they have found threads with your comments- depressing really.

Moreover, we understand that you all are quick to point out that Mississippi State has lost to LA Tech CC once or twice- that's very interesting, but we don't care. We also won the SEC championship in 1941, which is to say we obviously have a long, stellar history in football. This means that as fans of Mississippi State University football we have been conditioned for over half a century for letdowns and mediocrity- LA Tech is at the end of our list when it comes to disappointments.

Yet, in spite of this, I can say with confidence that there are not many, if any, State fans that threaten opponents with giving them an, "internal cowbell." I suppose if I were to threaten you all by giving you an, "internal fist" you would become excited, thereby contradicting its purpose.

The bottom line is, regardless of how gay, how faggish, metro-sexual, stupid, useless, and/or purposeless your community college and it's fan-base is, I still need to emphasize that we do not care about your opinions and would rather you all stay on your board and continue discussing dungeons and dragons strategy or how you intend on approaching puberty by this fall. And, on game day when all of you are drunk off of Boon's Farm and fuzzy navels, please do not approach any Mississippi State fans with apologies or drunken invitations to all night Halo competitions- we're not interested. Thank you for your time and good luck with your associate degrees.
 

Xenomorph

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...Some things you just can't un-read. I'll never think of that phrase the same again.
 

LouisianaTech

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hatfieldms said:
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I ain't reading all that ****.

Your head start hurting after the first couple of words?
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Close to it.</p>

Main issue isn't even the length. The post is just weak as hell. I mean, literally, there is not one humorous or even remotely witty thing in the whole damn...uh...paragraph (I guess its one?)
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I know you guys can do better. Hell, I expect and demand better. But, yeah, this one....not so much.
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McMeat

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we can all cleary see his avatar is Mahatma Gandhi. It think we have all become complacent with dummying down our post's to one another on this board. I think we owe it to our guest if our responses were more Leo Tolstoy-esque if you will, for him to comprehend.

I'll start by taking a line out of War and Peace: "Eh bein, mon prince. Genes et lucques ne sont plus que des apanages you're a douchebag, go back to your La Tech board where it's flowing like mud"
 

LouisianaTech

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McMeat said:
we can all cleary see his avatar is Mahatma Gandhi. It think we have all become complacent with dummying down our post's to one another on this board. I think we owe it to our guest if our responses were more Leo Tolstoy-esque if you will, for him to comprehend.

I'll start by taking a line out of War and Peace: "Eh bein, mon prince. Genes et lucques ne sont plus que des apanages you're a douchebag, go back to your La Tech board where it's flowing like mud"

Better than the OT, certainly. Definitely see some potential here. Maybe just a little too postmodern for most here to grasp, but I dig that you're bilingual.
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Would you like to be in my book club?
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Fartworth.nafoom

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Now that you're bowing up on La. Tech fans.</p>
 

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McMeat said:
we can all cleary see his avatar is Mahatma Gandhi. It think we have all become complacent with dummying down our post's to one another on this board. I think we owe it to our guest if our responses were more Leo Tolstoy-esque if you will, for him to comprehend.

I'll start by taking a line out of War and Peace: "Eh bein, mon prince. Genes et lucques ne sont plus que des apanages you're a douchebag, go back to your La Tech board where it's flowing like mud"

</p>Gandhi? Damn, I thought he was a Ben Kingsley fan. I was about to slay him with a brutal "Searching for Bobby Fisher" jab.
 
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Fartworth.nafoom

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Have there been any Memphis Staties on our board yet?</p>
 

o_rexxx

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I don't think Adron Chambers was robbing anyone. I think his mishap had to do with some sexual misconduct. You may be thinking of Keith Mills from ASH. Don't act like the Techsters haven't had their share of criminals. Joe Raymond Peace had more thugs than and inner city LA gang. What was the LB that shot up the apartment complex on Alabama Street in the early 90's. I can't remember his name. He played with the Bengals for a few years after Tech kicked him out of school. You had to commit at least 69 felonies for Joe Raymond to kick you off the team.

It is pretty pitiful for both MSU fans and LaTech fans to talk any smack. You can say whatever you want about our program but when it comes down to it, you went to a women's basketball school.</p>
 

LouisianaTech

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rexxx said:
I don't think Adron Chambers was robbing anyone. I think his mishap had to do with some sexual misconduct. You may be thinking of Keith Mills from ASH. Don't act like the Techsters haven't had their share of criminals. Joe Raymond Peace had more thugs than and inner city LA gang. What was the LB that shot up the apartment complex on Alabama Street in the early 90's. I can't remember his name. He played with the Bengals for a few years after Tech kicked him out of school. You had to commit at least 69 felonies for Joe Raymond to kick you off the team.

It is pretty pitiful for both MSU fans and LaTech fans to talk any smack. You can say whatever you want about our program but when it comes down to it, you went to a women's basketball school.</p>

I'm just returning the favor.
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A lot of truth in this post, outside of the last sentence.
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