Been up all night and i got drunk thoughts

[mike tice]

1. ( Spelling and punctuation not graded please). The BOC hire hell yeah . After seeing what we paid , I see why he left that shtty UVA.
2. This football payroll straight from the school is something. I think about what Johnny Manzell ( sp not graded please) would’ve made.
3. I sht myself at the gym . The bad part ( yeah worse thatthe actual sht in my pants ) was that I thought i farted. I couldn’t feel it and didn’t check . I walked around for an hour. And yes you could see the huge stain,. I realized it when resting on a bench . How I realized it was it smelled like sht. Then i had to walk through. 17n humiliation at its finest.
4. Im sitting under my gazebo with the sun coming up. Half way hung over . But quite content.
5. Trumpet and Musk are wild. Ketamine and ego fueled slap fight. Very entertaining.
6. Im glad i dont have sht in my pants.
7. Hail State

 

[Augustus McCrae]

These are the best

 

[Bobby Ricigliano]

1. ( Spelling and punctuation not graded please). The BOC hire hell yeah . After seeing what we paid , I see why he left that shtty UVA.
2. This football payroll straight from the school is something. I think about what Johnny Manzell ( sp not graded please) would’ve made.
3. I sht myself at the gym . The bad part ( yeah worse thatthe actual sht in my pants ) was that I thought i farted. I couldn’t feel it and didn’t check . I walked around for an hour. And yes you could see the huge stain,. I realized it when resting on a bench . How I realized it was it smelled like sht. Then i had to walk through. 17n humiliation at its finest.
4. Im sitting under my gazebo with the sun coming up. Half way hung over . But quite content.
5. Trumpet and Musk are wild. Ketamine and ego fueled slap fight. Very entertaining.
6. Im glad i dont have sht in my pants.
7. Hail State

Much better than those sober thoughts from last week.

 

[GloryDawg]

I don't really understand the who revenue sharing and settlement, but the settlement part is worrisome not knowing. How much is the athletic department going to owe to former players?

 

[Xenomorph]

 

[Dawgbite]

I’m confused, did they start as drunk thoughts but ended up as hungover thoughts? Or, we’re we so drunk we forgot to hit POST?

 

[She Mate Me]

I’m confused, did they start as drunk thoughts but ended up as hungover thoughts? Or, we’re we so drunk we forgot to hit POST?

I don't know about you, but I'm definitely familiar with being both hungover and drunk. It usually involved day drinking of mass quantities of light beer.

You never get drunk enough to pass out so you can go for a LONG time.

Been awhile, thankfully...

 

[mcdawg22]

1. ( Spelling and punctuation not graded please). The BOC hire hell yeah . After seeing what we paid , I see why he left that shtty UVA.
2. This football payroll straight from the school is something. I think about what Johnny Manzell ( sp not graded please) would’ve made.
3. I sht myself at the gym . The bad part ( yeah worse thatthe actual sht in my pants ) was that I thought i farted. I couldn’t feel it and didn’t check . I walked around for an hour. And yes you could see the huge stain,. I realized it when resting on a bench . How I realized it was it smelled like sht. Then i had to walk through. 17n humiliation at its finest.
4. Im sitting under my gazebo with the sun coming up. Half way hung over . But quite content.
5. Trumpet and Musk are wild. Ketamine and ego fueled slap fight. Very entertaining.
6. Im glad i dont have sht in my pants.
7. Hail State

There is something underrated about drinking all night and seeing that first glimmer of daylight break over the horizon.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Would like GloryDawg’s opinion on which is worse: texting 10 minutes between reps or shitting yourself

 

[BreckyBratt]

I think it was very brave of him to preshit his own post!**

 

[Called3rdstrikedawg]

See. This right here is why I don't go to the gym drunk at my age.

 

[mike tice]

I don't know about you, but I'm definitely familiar with being both hungover and drunk. It usually involved day drinking of mass quantities of light beer.

You never get drunk enough to pass out so you can go for a LONG time.

Been awhile, thankfully...

Would like GloryDawg’s opinion on which is worse: texting 10 minutes between reps or shitting yourself

Shtting yourself. Trust me

 

[BulldogBlitz]

1. ( Spelling and punctuation not graded please). The BOC hire hell yeah . After seeing what we paid , I see why he left that shtty UVA.
2. This football payroll straight from the school is something. I think about what Johnny Manzell ( sp not graded please) would’ve made.
3. I sht myself at the gym . The bad part ( yeah worse thatthe actual sht in my pants ) was that I thought i farted. I couldn’t feel it and didn’t check . I walked around for an hour. And yes you could see the huge stain,. I realized it when resting on a bench . How I realized it was it smelled like sht. Then i had to walk through. 17n humiliation at its finest.
4. Im sitting under my gazebo with the sun coming up. Half way hung over . But quite content.
5. Trumpet and Musk are wild. Ketamine and ego fueled slap fight. Very entertaining.
6. Im glad i dont have sht in my pants.
7. Hail State

Manzell probably would have agreed to be paid in cocaine.

 

[She Mate Me]

There is something underrated about drinking all night and seeing that first glimmer of daylight break over the horizon.

There's a lot overrated about it too. Entering your 50's will let you know this.

 

[Mjoelner]

After reading #3, I instantly read #4 as "I'm shitting under my gazebo".

 

[TXDawg.sixpack]

I don't really understand the who revenue sharing and settlement, but the settlement part is worrisome not knowing. How much is the athletic department going to owe to former players?

I thought the NCAA was responsible for paying former players. Also, about that…if the payments are coming from the school, is there a world where someone like Dak (or others who have made it big) refuse the payments to help the school save money? If it’s from the NCAA, take that shıt all day long.

 

[mike tice]

I don't know about you, but I'm definitely familiar with being both hungover and drunk. It usually involved day drinking of mass quantities of light beer.

You never get drunk enough to pass out so you can go for a LONG time.

Been awhile, thankfully...

Nailed it

 

[mike tice]

I’m confused, did they start as drunk thoughts but ended up as hungover thoughts? Or, we’re we so drunk we forgot to hit POST?

Rookie

 

[mcdawg22]

There's a lot overrated about it too. Entering your 50's will let you know this.

I hit 49 this summer and did it last week. It affected me well into Tuesday.

 

[Dawgbite]

There is something underrated about drinking all night and seeing that first glimmer of daylight break over the horizon.

Those nights make the best stories.

 

[Dawgbite]

I always equated a good **** faced drunk to hitting Control, Alt, Delete on a computer. It's just resets everything in your life to normal.

 

[BreckyBratt]

There's a lot overrated about it too. Entering your 50's will let you know this.

I was told once you hit 50 you never trust a fart, pass a bathroom without peeing, and when it gets up don't waste it even if you're alone.

 

[Dawgbite]

I was told once you hit 50 you never trust a fart, pass a bathroom without peeing, and when it gets up don't waste it even if you're alone.

Can confirm!

 

[mcdawg22]

Tice, I feel your pain. Just did the same, Monday is awful close.