Best/Worst Christmas Gift Thread Time... Go!

[missouridawg]

I honestly don't really have any good entries this year. I got a bobblehead of myself a few Christmas' ago, which is going to be tough to beat, personally.

I did get an odd one this year... I'm a grown *** man and all, but I occasionally enjoy a nice, hot, steaming, bath... so my mother-in-law got me some bath salts. But not just any bath salts. The company that makes these bath salts is called Kama Sutra. So what does the mother-in-law do? She placed a plain sticker over the company label and writes "Bath Salts" on it. I guess giving me something called Kama Sutra was just too much for her.

I mean, I married her daughter and all... She's got to know that I'm 17ing her.... right?

 

[beachbumdawg]

I got a decorative vase

 

[CEO2044]

This year- bought myself a Jimmy Buffett margarita maker. Can't wait to get it.

 

[ugabully]

I honestly don't really have any good entries this year. I got a bobblehead of myself a few Christmas' ago, which is going to be tough to beat, personally.

I did get an odd one this year... I'm a grown *** man and all, but I occasionally enjoy a nice, hot, steaming, bath... so my mother-in-law got me some bath salts. But not just any bath salts. The company that makes these bath salts is called Karma Sutra. So what does the mother-in-law do? She placed a plain sticker over the company label and writes "Bath Salts" on it. I guess giving me something called Karma Sutra was just too much for her.

What makes this funny to me is the whole Bath Salts drug craze stuff, so her homemade label is actually so much wackier that any Karma Sutra sexy bath stuff would be: here son-in-law, smoke this and then go eat someone's face.

We turn in lists with what we want so our secret santa knows what to get us. Anytime my father-in-law draws my name, I will get a big bottle of Grey Goose vodka and a book by a Fox news commentator. No matter what I ask for. I feel like there's a complicated sub-text.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Buddy of mine is a hs football coach and coaches his brother. He got his brother a box of coal and his brother got him a life size photo of himself

 

[jethreauxdawg]

I guess giving me something called Karma Sutra was just too much for her.

My wife's grandmother gave us a modern Kama Sutra book, complete with pics. That wasn't odd or awkward**

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

Best: Roomba. Worst: a potholder**

Nm

 

[rdnkkicker]

My brother and I traded $100 bills.

 

[Dawg1976]

A teddy bear dressed as a golfer. I'm 59 years old.

 

[Maroonbulldog]

James Bond 50th Anniversary set on Blu Ray. And S3 of TWD.

 

[MrKotter]

Worst, a pair of running paints that look like tuxedo pants. Best, wish it was mine but its not. My cousin in Biloxi bought himself an orange Lamborghini Gallardo.

 

[The Peeper]

Pics (for clintoninhelen) of Grandma or she doesn't exist. Im guessing

clintoninhelen would "hit" any grandma that would buy a Kama Sutra book for her granddaughter even w/out pics though.

 

[PBRME]

Got tired of getting useless crap, and clothes I'll never wear. Made it very clear what to get me when asked. All I get now are Best Buy and Lowe's gift cards or cash.

 

[StillTbonewannabe]

My wife and I got a margaritas machine. I don't drink margaritas and we are also trying to get pregnant so my wife doesn't either.
Best is a battle Bell. It is extremely loud.

 

[Villagedawg]

Set of two

Elvis Presley collectors edition hot chocolate mugs packaged complete with Elvis Presley Hot Chocolate. (Young Elvis)

 

[DerHntr]

After 9.5 hours of driving through the night on Christmas, I was given the gift of a busted bumper and side of my truck by a deer who committed suicide on I-20. I only had 12 damn miles to go of my 700ish mile trip.

On another note, a deer hit at 80
mph with such a small amout of damage wasn't the only good part. Neither of the twins woke up during the ordeal. They slept the ENTIRE way. So I was told multiple times over and over that I was right by the wife. Driving through the night kicks *** with kids.

/yes I see the karma involved by the deer screwing up my truck

 

[kired]

I had a buddy growing up that I would loan $5 every year for his birthday. He paid me back 6 months later on my birthday.

 

[Shamoan]

worst: ukulele that was apparently purchased from a cracker barrel on the way to our house.

best: a dewalt cordless drill, reciprocating saw, circular saw, and flashlight set. renovated 2 homes with that set and its still going strong.

 

[casinodog]

this year was pretty sweet for me....

A set of Titliest AP1 irons and a fifth of Johnny Walker Blue in my stocking. I was a good bulldog this year.

 

[missouridawg]

A set of Titliest AP1 irons and a fifth of Johnny Walker Blue in my stocking. I was a good bulldog this year.

I've played the first version of the AP1s since about 2008 and I love them. Whenever I upgrade in a few years, I'll most likely get the newer style AP1s. Great clubs.

 

[uptowndawg]

Best: a battle bell. That thing is legit, and can really be appreciated by anyone with a background in working steel. Surprised mill certs weren't included. Loud as 17 too.

Worst: a polo shirt with a deer head as the logo, two sizes too big.

 

[Rockydawg]

In reverse:

I have an uncle who everyone *ahem* suspects is gay. He brings his "roommate" to the family Christmas party every year. Traditionally, a man brings a man gift and a woman brings a woman gift. We draw numbers, you get the corresponding gift. The boyfrie.... err... roommate gets the gift I brought. The Duck Dynasty (deluxe because I ain't cheap) Christmas cd. This was the same day the Phil flap broke.

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

You win most awkward moment award**

Mn

 

[ugabully]

womp womp

 

[BulldogBlitz]

last year, mother in law gave me boxers with large red lipstick lips on the front....

complete with the declaration that she thought i'd look sexy in them.


i've already requested no more presents.

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

Drove 1,400 miles to have my new FX4 rear-ended while shopping

I'll have to get a new bumper and one side of the bed repainted.

awesome.