Best/Worst strip club songs

Wall2Boogie

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To my brethren of the paddock, i didn't want to start two threads, so I ask this since the responses will hopefully be gold.

When I go
She get it from her mama-juvenile
Burn-usher(great lap dance that night)
Any song over 5 mins

Bad songs
Garth brooks- the dance
Love without end amen- George strait
OMC- how bizarre
Anything by richard Marx and air supply

Let's hear em guys this could get interesting and funny very quick!
 
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Free_Salato_Blue

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Best:

American Woman - Lenny Kravitz
Several Prince songs

Worst:
Dude (Looks Like a Lady) - Aerosmith
 

Wall2Boogie

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Lol that might be saved for catilyn Jenner.
A few more
Unanswered prayers-Garth brooks
Cats in the cradle
Even flow-lol for obvious reasons
Michael Jackson-beat it lol.
The needle and the spoon-skynard
Mr brownstone-GNR
 
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UKGrad93

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I guess I never paid much attention to the music in those places. Had all my attention focussed on the boobies.
 

Wall2Boogie

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here's one getting a lap dance and having operator-by Jim Croce play after your buddies take you out cause your down and out lol
 

LineSkiCat14

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You do NOT mention "Usher" and "Strip Club" in the same sentence unless you are referencing Bad Girl. 1 minute in and you'll be half naked spanking your own ***.

 

MegaBlue05

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Good:
Kid Rock - Bawitdaba
Ginuwine - Pony

Bad:

Winger - Seventeen
Any slow country song that's serious and not aimed at looking at tits.
 

Free_Salato_Blue

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Good:
Legs - ZZ Top
Milkshake - Kelis
Work it - Missy Elliott

Bad:
Dance with My Father - Luther Vandross
Big Balls - AC/DC
Only Women Bleed - Lita Ford
 

VT/UK Rondo

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Seen a stripper work Marilyn Mansons "dope show" once. She was built like a Goddess so she was able to pull it off even with funky eye makeup that looked like a mask.
 

Wall2Boogie

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I would say anything U2 does is bad for da club. When I first started seeing that damn car commercial with the song renegades I thought it was U2, only to see it was a U2 ripoff. Like sevenfold and Metallica or creed with pearl jam
 

Wall2Boogie

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Lol I've yet to find one that plays November rain, American pie, or anything by led Zeppelin.
 

catsfanbgky

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Lol@ usher you could take it one step further and say make love in da club would be a great strip song

Yeah the Jeezy verse "have you ever made love to a thug in a club with his sights on, 87 jeans with a fresh pair of Nikes on." I make sure I wear my 87 jeans and fresh Nike Cortez anytime im in da club fo sho.

"I wanna **ck you" Akon
"In love with a stripper" TPain
"Flirt Remix" RKelly, TI, TPain
 
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GrandePdre

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Best
Girls, Girls, Girls- Motley Crue
Shoot to Thrill- AC/DC
Erotic City- Prince
Doin' It- LL Cool J
Feeling Myself- Nicki Minaj

Worst
Anything New Country
Anything Thrash Metal