Bill Simmons on A-Rod this month...

dawgstudent

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It's an embarrassment of column-related riches. A-Rod has even shattered the Tyson Zone: when an athlete's life turns so bizarre you become numb to any twist in his story. A-Rod allegedly broke up Madonna's marriage? I'm not blinking. A-Rod kissed himself for a magazine photo shoot? I'm unfazed. A-Rod is having a torrid romance with conjoined twins? If you say so. He's A-Rod, dammit. I'm prepared for anything.
Funny part of the article.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=4050462
 

msudawg12

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This was a pretty good article, I remember the first time a read it, laughing my *** off
 

hatfieldms

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I read it the other day and got a kick out of it, the sad thing it is true. Arod is one weird dude, but damn I can't wait for him to get back into the line up. Cody Ransom is killing the Yankees right now
 

patdog

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Throw in three titles in Oakland and Reggie Jackson -- the biggest clubhouse cancer of his generation -- won five rings in seven years. Which makes me think baseball chemistry is more overrated than Tim Burton. If that's even possible.