Books that will not be published - 2009 Edition

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jackbaddawg

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Here Cums Tiger Woods, Here cums Tiger Woods driving very fast, Here Comes Erin Woods, Here comes Erin Woods with a 7 Iron on his ***.
 

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Along the lines of Christmas songs, there is the new Tiger Woods single, "I'm dreaming of a white <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Christmas</span> mistress"
 

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Forward(as an adverb):
1.) toward or at a place, point, or time in advance.
Ex: to look <span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">forward</span> too, from this day <span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">forward</span>
2.) towards the front.
Ex: let's move <span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">forward</span> to see the show better
3.) into view or consideration.
Ex: he put <span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">forward</span> many great suggestions

Forward (as an adjective)
1.) presumptuous or bold.
Ex: many people believe it is too <span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">forward</span> to ask about income on a first date.

Forward (as a verb)
1.) to transmit
Ex: please <span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">forward</span> this email to the whole department
2.) to advance
Ex: the extra training class will surly <span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">forward</span> your career.

Foreword (a noun)
1.) a preface or an introductory note, as for a book, especially by a person other than the author.
Ex: The <span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">foreword</span> of the text book was written by a famous scholar.
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