1. Be retroactive! - Talk about last years season.
2. Begin with the beginning in mind! - Be shortsighted and befuddled before the end of the 1st quarter.
3. Put first things first - We actually do this one right. It is the 2nd through the infinity that we have trouble with.
4. Think Lose / Lose - Understand and accept our weeknesses and failure.
5. Seek first to be confused, then be misunderstood - If you don't know what is to be expected you can't feel like a failure. If no one understands what you are saying and they accept it - bonus points.
6. Chaos - Quarterback shuffle, Punting at random, take a knee when momentum builds, go for it on forth down or not just don't take the situation into account.
7. Rest and Relaxation - Ride the rascal whenever possible. Encourage rest and relaxation between seasons. No Heavy Lifting.