Why is it that the evildoers are always so dumb? They come up with these elaborate plans to gain/retain/abuse power, and then they're foiled by down-to-earth common sense thinkers, just like in the movies. All along, if the BoT wanted to control the educational universe for their own personal gain, all they needed to do was hold a ceremony at which attendees could merrily lap up their cones of Peachy Paterno, in which they renamed the school as Paterno State University, and they would have completely avoided any and all inquiries into the appropriateness of their actions. Instead, they acted in such a manner as to continually poke the Scooby Gang bear, and now they've been unmasked for their evil deeds.
