Butt wiping

[FanInBlack]

Have to ask since we are on a new board. The Carolinas might be different

 

[AFM22]

Sitting immediately after poop bc my legs are dead

standing when I do my pre-bed wipe bc I like to sleep naked

 

[Moral]

I didn't even find out until I was 30 that people wiped sitting down.

 

[jaxhawk]

Bidet FTW

 

[BrianNole777]

Always sitting.

 

[FanInBlack]

I didn't even find out until I was 30 that people wiped sitting down.

for really real?

 

[Moral]

for really real?

 

[Lootownguy]

I didn't even find out until I was 30 that people wiped sitting down.

I'm in my 50s and just learned that people wipe their *** standing up.

 

[AFM22]

I'm in my 50s and just learned that people wipe their *** standing up.

Wait until you learn that they wipe side to side

 

[alaskanseminole]

Why would anyone stand up thus closing the butt cheeks around the butthole of which you're trying to clean. I can only think that Psychopaths would do that.

 

[yescyam]

 

[AFM22]

Why would anyone stand up thus closing the butt cheeks around the butthole of which you're trying to clean. I can only think that Psychopaths would do that.

There’s no way you can tell me with a straight face that you get a better spread than going a little wider stance that shoulder wide and bending over completely at the hips and reaching under

 

[BroncHawk]

There’s no way you can tell me with a straight face that you get a better spread than going a little wider stance that shoulder wide and bending over completely at the hips and reaching under

Are we… are we still talking about wiping asses?

 

[Moral]

There’s no way you can tell me with a straight face that you get a better spread than going a little wider stance that shoulder wide and bending over completely at the hips and reaching under

I like to get down there like a left tackle when I wipe.

 

[AFM22]

I like to get down there like a left tackle when I wipe.

I bet Jennings Dunker wipes in a 3
Point stance

 

[LafayetteBear]

There’s no way you can tell me with a straight face that you get a better spread than going a little wider stance that shoulder wide and bending over completely at the hips and reaching under

OK, I mentioned in another thread that I enjoy low brow humor, but I have to admit that this thread is making me reconsider that.

 

[Anon1751457816]

People who stand bang sheep

 

[Moral]

People who stand bang sheep

Just in general?

 

[Anon1751457816]

Just in general?

Well, duh. You have to stand to bang a sheep

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

There’s no way you can tell me with a straight face that you get a better spread than going a little wider stance that shoulder wide and bending over completely at the hips and reaching under

Things that I now can no longer unsee.

 

[WigPen]

It's so orange in here...

 

[AFM22]

People who stand bang sheep

What you gonna bang a sheep while sitting?

 

[Fac]

People who stand bang sheep

What's wrong with that?

 

[Mcgibbs]

Where is the squatting option?

 

[QChawks]

 

[alaskanseminole]

There’s no way you can tell me with a straight face that you get a better spread than going a little wider stance that shoulder wide and bending over completely at the hips and reaching under

You mean you stand up then bend over? Like a kid? Do you yell, "Mom, I'm done. Wipe me?"

 

[alaskanseminole]

Are we… are we still talking about wiping asses?

Welcome to HROTe, my new friend.

 

[AFM22]

You mean you stand up then bend over? Like a kid? Do you yell, "Mom, I'm done. Wipe me?"

Only when I’m staying at your house

 

[alaskanseminole]

 

[SatBeNole]

It's so orange in here...

You wipe in front of a mirror?

 

[Bonerfarts1]

 

[GesterHawk]

Wait until you learn that they wipe side to side

 

[GesterHawk]

OK, I mentioned in another thread that I enjoy low brow humor, but I have to admit that this thread is making me reconsider that.

 

[GesterHawk]

You mean you stand up then bend over? Like a kid? Do you yell, "Mom, I'm done. Wipe me?"

If I had enough money, I would have paid your mom to wipe my butt.

 

[GesterHawk]

Come on guys, it's threads like this that are going to make a bunch of Southerners think we are the red necks...

 

[Bro D]

What about lifting the balls and wiping from the front?

 

[alaskanseminole]

If I had enough money, I would have paid your mom to wipe my butt.

Why would you pay for something that is offered for free?

 

[GesterHawk]

Why would you pay for something that is offered for free?

I got the cash and I'm generous.

 

[Mister_Man]

Bidet FTW

The only answer. Can't reconcile how I lived without it for so long.

 

[TarponSpringsNole]

Why would anyone stand up thus closing the butt cheeks around the butthole of which you're trying to clean. I can only think that Psychopaths would do that.

Because it’s stand-up, open up one leg to the side like you’re getting railed from behind, and then wipe.

This is just me hazarding a guess……

Cause I wipe sitting down.