Bye Week Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Bye week-a respite
From the weekly misery
Is it Bye Bye, Greg?

 

[SHUSource]

Send carboard boxes
To the Hale Center for Greg
He'll need them soon, right?

 

[MrsScrew]

No sadness this week
We can find another team
to bring us some joy

 

[AnonAmoose26]

I will still tailgate.
Be in the Black Lot by noon!
Drink the pain away.

 

[Doctor Worm]

We are one and four
Our quest is now nine and four
Impossible dream.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Needed a respite
From four tailgates in five weeks
Does get exhausting.

Now have four weeks off
Come back rejuvenated
For Halloween game.

 

[Knight Shift]

We are one and four
Our quest is now nine and four
Impossible dream.

Not impossible
Hard part of schedule is done
The rest are cupcakes

 

[MrsScrew]

we are moving soon
finding new team to root for
the Fighting Camels

 

[MrsScrew]

Not impossible
Hard part of schedule is done
The rest are cupcakes

we can run table
p.s.u u.m. are bad
we've got it this year

 

[Knight Shift]

we are moving soon
finding new team to root for
the Fighting Camels

Just up I-Forty
You have Fighting Belichicks
Greg may be DC!

 

[MrsScrew]

Just up I-Forty
You have Fighting Belichicks
Greg may be DC!

thirty minutes more
but willing to try it out
new team interviews

 

[iReC89]

Need a team? shop local.
Catch a Friday nights lights game.
Good vibe. Cheap food. fun.

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Tick tock; Greg’s still here.

Will it end? When will it stop?

All forest … no Chop.

 

[RUforester72]

Glad its a bye week
No suffering Saturday!
Ducks will stomp Bruins.

 

[RAC93]

Is Greg still here?
I smelled rotting food in the fridge
Or was it Greg is still here?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Got the weekend off!
No tailgate prep is needed
Can catch up on sleep.