Can you fix her?
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well, as soon as her period clears out she should be good to go
Have her bathed and brought to my chambers.
Hail to the NO! If she chose to be a beach to the police officer, imagine what she’d do to you. Every time I see stuff or hear of stuff like this, it reminds me to be thankful that I’ve never had a gf or been married. Screw that sheet show.
Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.
Subtle “I’ve never had a girlfriend” brag.
You've heard of incels, now let me introduce the volcels.
I would not make the same mistake the cop did: “stop spitting”
Nothing "wrong with her" it's just menopause. I could hear my wife cussing like a sailor as soon as she woke up this morning. Your guess is as good as mine.
Not sure I'd want to fix her. Might just bank the memorable night and then let someone else worry about it.
this guy knows what’s up..
That is a skit. It's been around a while, and well known to be fake.
I almost guarantee she works for the government, was deemed an 'essential' employee and has been driving 40+ miles to her workplace everyday (probably her state's USDOJ criminal division), paying for fuel, working 8+ hours a day doing the job of 4 or 5 co-workers because everyone else was in non-essential furlough status and has not been paid in over a month, just like my wife. She was finally fed up and just broke the 17 down. My wife was headed down that same path until this week. God bless her.
Never married no girlfriends damn, you must have some really strong wrists by now.
