Can't make this stuff up

[Bulldog Bruce]

Lane Kiffen can't be real. He must be an AI creation.

$91M LSU Coach Lane Kiffin Says He Took Basket Home to Avoid Paying Grocery Bag Fee

$91M LSU Coach Lane Kiffin Says He Took Basket Home to Avoid Paying Grocery Bag Fee

LSU football coach Lane Kiffen, who signed a $91 million contract, says he took home a grocery store's basket because they charge for bags.

www.breitbart.com

 

[dawgman42]

Monte didn't beat that boy enuff.

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

I'm sure it's all done for attention.

 

[RocketDawg]

They charge for grocery bags in Baton Rouge? Believable in California, but not Louisiana. Unless he went to Costco.

 

[paindonthurt]

Lane Kiffen can't be real. He must be an AI creation.

$91M LSU Coach Lane Kiffin Says He Took Basket Home to Avoid Paying Grocery Bag Fee

$91M LSU Coach Lane Kiffin Says He Took Basket Home to Avoid Paying Grocery Bag Fee

LSU football coach Lane Kiffen, who signed a $91 million contract, says he took home a grocery store's basket because they charge for bags.

www.breitbart.com

I wouldn’t pay the fee if I didn’t have to

 

[Anon1684630174]

kiffin has turned into a reality tv show; and as far as I’m concerned, we have olemiss to thank for it. That is who they are.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Reminds me of the time Rod Smith, I think, visited Brian Griese's house and found his garage filled with shopping carts.

Griese had been busted with a DUI so he'd just walk the carts home.

I thought it was a Sports Illustrated article but damned if I can find it.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Didn't that used to be called theft and a criminal offense?

 

[TTKADawg]

This 17r is just a non-stop kid/reality show. Hot yoga is apparently didn’t teach him a lot!

 

[Jack Klompus.sixpack]

Seinfeld reference: He looks like he’s become an orgy guy.

 

[DawgNsuds]

They charge for grocery bags in Baton Rouge? Believable in California, but not Louisiana. Unless he went to Costco.

Aldi's charges for bags

 

[Yeti]

Don’t blame him one bit. I hate paying for them and I hate bagging my own.

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

They charge for bags in The People's Republic of Austin.

 

[Bulldog Bruce]

They charge for grocery bags in Baton Rouge? Believable in California, but not Louisiana. Unless he went to Costco.

Aldi's charges for bags or you bring them. I keep them in my truck.

 

[40 acres and a mule]

I don't like the fee, but when you are making that kind of money for coaching an ultimately meaningless sport, and you are in the public eye, you pay the damn fee and forget it. What a spoiled child.

 

[HotMop]

Aldi's charges for bags or you bring them. I keep them in my truck.

I can't tell you them amount of times I picked up a reusable bag at the door that the cashier doesn't scan. I never notice until I check the receipt later. Use this information as you will.

 

[Dawg1976]

An Aldi bag cost 12 cents.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

An Aldi bag cost 12 cents.

And the empty boxes in the store are free.

 

[RocketDawg]

Aldi's charges for bags or you bring them. I keep them in my truck.

There's a new Aldi's just a mile or so away from me but we've never been. Probably need to check it out, but will remember to take my own bag (have several reusable ones from Publix). Don't you have to rent a shopping cart as well?

 

[Dawg1976]

25 cents for a cart but you get it back when returning it in. I usually find one not locked in the chain. And just leave it near the door for someone else.

 

[Jack Klompus.sixpack]

He has to be frugal****

 

[DAWGSANDSAINTS]

Been to most any airport kiosk lately ?
Want a bag? Gonna pay for it.

 

[Perd Hapley]

I mean, I’m kinda shocked he even went to the store. If I made 17 you money like that, that’d be one of the first things I delegated out to a personal assistant.

 

[Maroon13]

Sure you can. He did exactly that. Fake fake fake.

It's a skit for social media.

 

[Jack Klompus.sixpack]

I mean, I’m kinda shocked he even went to the store. If I made 17 you money like that, that’d be one of the first things I delegated out to a personal assistant.

He didn’t go to the store. Everything posted by him or his daughter is made up crap.

 

[Bulldog Bruce]

There's a new Aldi's just a mile or so away from me but we've never been. Probably need to check it out, but will remember to take my own bag (have several reusable ones from Publix). Don't you have to rent a shopping cart as well?

You put a quarter in the locking mechanism to unlock it. When you bring it back and lock it back to the other carts you get it back.

8 out of 10 times a person will give you their cart if they are going to bring it back. I always offer my quarter but most don't take it and I usually just give someone my basket when I am through.

 

[campshelbydog1116]

He is doing all this for attention. He admitted on the broadcast last night that recruits like his social media presence and they feel like they know him. He leans into that because of it. Even if it’s not really who he is.

 

[dog12]

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They charge for grocery bags in Baton Rouge? Believable in California, but not Louisiana. Unless he went to Costco.

All grocery stores in Loudoun County Virginia charge for plastic bags too. However, the plastic bags at 7-11s, auto parts shops, liquor stores, take out restaurants, etc are free. How does that make sense?

Also, I can afford to pay for the plastic bags at groceries but I refuse to do so, just on principle. Instead, I use the paper bags that the grocery stores make available at checkout.

 

[Ranchdawg]

He should dye his hair purple and get a tiger tattoo.

 

[GloryDawg]

It's the principle. You shouldn't have to pay for the bag.

 

[Darryl Steight]

Also, I can afford to pay for the plastic bags at groceries but I refuse to do so, just on principle. Instead, I use the paper bags that the grocery stores make available at checkout.

That's what treehuggers want you to do - stop using plastic, which is why certain companies charge for it. Which seems ironic, since the paper ones kill all the trees they hug.

PS, please allow me to make a public service announcement since I'm here: It's ALDI - no 'S'. I guess Aldi's is becoming the new Walmarts or Krogers.

 

[hatfieldms]

They charge for grocery bags in Baton Rouge? Believable in California, but not Louisiana. Unless he went to Costco.

They charge in Memphis as well at fresh market and sprouts

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Didn't that used to be called theft and a criminal offense?

I call it breach of contract morality clauses.