Caption this evil turd...

[CatPhight_rivals65113]

The Dookie Rapture Is Nigh...

 

[jr40831]

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

We represent the lollipop guild, lollipop guild, lollipop guild....

 

[Backer cutter]

“Me and my Legacy will never die. See? There’s no place left to bury us”

 

[Ben101er]

This is where we bury all of our recruiting secrets. The NCAA wouldn't dare dig up any.

 

[Backer cutter]

“Feel lucky Emmert? Well do you punk?”

 

[sambowieshin_rivals]

"My back hurts and I have no soul"

 

[cawoodsct]

The Brotherhood Afterlife

 

[Titpwhami2014]

Foul on the cross

 

[MarkPftw]

"The Omen starring Mike Krz...K as Damien aka himself. In theaters and Imax October 30th."

 

[Son_Of_Saul]

(in a coach K nasally Midwestern voice):

"I go to the graveyard to get inspired. The dead show me how to properly utilize defensive posture with their arms at their sides, their knees slightly arched and ready to take a charge, and all of them have the proper post-charge defensive stance as they lie there in their coffins. Some folks call it "flopping", but I think that's disrespectful to the geniuses in our sports. Some of the best minds in all the world are showing how to play solid defense by taking a charge: John Wooden, Red Auerbach, Adolph Rupp - you can't tell me Wooden and Auerbach are just lying there for nothing. They've been speaking to us this whole time, and they've been telling us what proper defensive position looks like. I'm just glad I was the first coach in the history of our sport to notice what these giants of the game have been saying since they passed away. After I get inspired, I go back to Durham and tell the gang, 'Hey fellas, don't just be tough like your mothers, but be tough like the dead. Or, if you prefer, be tough like your dead mothers. If they can play proper defense all these years, so can you.' I think the guys really get inspired by these talks. I know I do."

 

[bluetongue]

The Dookie Rapture Is Nigh...

The Dookie Rapture Is Nigh...

"Like what I've done with the place, folks?

(Haha..just a little undertaker humor, people!)

Then come on down to Creepy Lil' Mike's Duke Phantasmagoria Emporium and Pet Cemetary! Take a spin in our newest plots! But, don't blame us if the wife tries to cover you up, haha! So, come on down to Creepy Lil' Mike's Duke Phantasmagoria Emporium and Pet Cemetary and check out our two-for-Tuesday special! A real good deal if your wife is pushing 500 pounds! Bring your snotty kids, bring the NCAA family, and bring cash!

Remember our motto, 'If you don't know...then never mind!'

 

[BBUK_anon]

Wrong background on this one CP.

 

[Short-Dawg-69]

That's Coach K's mini me.

 

[katwest]

"The Omen starring Mike Krz...K as Damien aka himself. In theaters and Imax October 30th."

Spot on!!!!!!!

 

[TommyboyinTEX]

The Dookie Rapture Is Nigh...

…."and here at Flop U, we will honor you with a cross for every time you successfully fool the officials with a Flop-Stop"

 

[TFCat11]

“This is the only way a Duke BB player gets laid!”

 

[Rideordiewildcat]

To all the great players potential NBA careers I have buried, I did it for me and I would do it again.

 

[HerrosHeroes]

“Here lies all the refs who dared cross me!”

 

[Rideordiewildcat]

“Here lies all the refs who dared cross me!”

That place would be empty then LMFAO.

 

[TortElvisII]

Looking for Arch Stanton.

 

[kywildcat1021979]

“Me and my Legacy will never die. See? There’s no place left to bury us”

Right next to Wooden!

 

[SophiesDad]

Father Brennan “I SAW ITS MOTHER MR.THORN, HIS MOTHER WAS A RAT!”

 

[jr40831]

''I have come here to chew bubblegum and turn over gravestones....and I'm all out of bubblegum."

 

[CatPhight_rivals65113]

Father Brennan “I SAW IT’S MOTHER MR.THORN, IT’S MOTHER WAS A RAT!”

[laughing]

 

[kybassfan]

Ok, boys, everybody run up to a cross and fall down. Extra rat spit for everybody if you can kick it on the way down. Most flops, errr, drawn fouls in 15 minutes gets to sit beside me on the bench and a special blue devil crying towel.

 

[BigRedMachineBigBlueNation]

IT'S ALL FOR YOU ZION, ALL FOR YOUUU

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

“I’m a hitching post”