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"These a$$hole vendors ran out of cheese filled bratwurst at halftime and we're not gonna take it!"
Instead of a mic drop he just ate it.
Instead of a mic drop he just ate it.
I'm not sure why you all are gathered here, as Rupp Arena is over there...
I agree. Jared's life has seriously been adversely affected by his weight issues. It was humorous when he was just a big boy who was still a fairly healthy athlete, but it has caused him some serious adult issues. No need to kick a guy when he's down.
Sorry. He was out on the field bad mouthing the Cards at the start of the fourth quarter. He runs down Louisville every chance he gets. That makes him fair game in my book.
"Real Football is coached and played by a School 80 Miles That Way!" "Who's coming with me?"
Sorry. Don't hate the hefty lefty but his comments about how he wouldn't mind seeing Devante Parker and others getting hurt before the Governor's Cup last year and then whining about the 'hateful' Louisville fans response makes him fair game.
Hi, my name is (insert any big blue a-hole's name here) and I suffer from a severe case of dickie do. In other words, my belly sticks out further than my dickie do. 
For the last time, my name is not Matt..
Are you ready to lose five straight to Louisville?!! let me hear you say 'Hell yeah'!
If they let him on onto the field in the 4th quarter not many UK fans were left to hear him. pathetic and embarassing
"Anyone have a fat wife or sister I might have a shot at? I'm a UK legend, and my trailer is paid off!"
Hey, hey, hey
I'm Matt Elam's strength and conditioning coach.
If you've ever wondered why Commonwealth has bench seats.....
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A far cry from the kid I saw uncork about a 65 yarder in Punt, Pass and Kick years ago at Riverfront.
That poor man. He is such a victim. Sorry, I see it the other way. It is his fault. He might have had a NFL career, but pissed it away like so many before and since. Fat, drugs, alcohol, whatever the vice, all avoidable.
I didn't FART over here I FARTED over there !!!)
"They're MILES ahead!"
"Those seats are only empty because I ate those fans.....
All 30,000 of them."
All 30,000 of them."
The guy does not have cancer. He has an eating disorder. And nobody would be clowning him if he didn't cross the line of decency in regards to the things he has said about Louisville. If he showed respect, he would get it in return.
"Everybody, sing it with me!
I'm a little teapot short and stout..."
I'm a little teapot short and stout..."
I'm familiar with his having an incredible birth weight and him being large his whole life (I believe he was something like 15 pounds when he was born)...but there isn't a long list of people who live a lengthy life carrying that much weight their whole life.
His statements about Louisville are nothing more than the standard UK thing; it keeps him in good stead with the parishioners.
His statements about Louisville are nothing more than the standard UK thing; it keeps him in good stead with the parishioners.
"With Elam and me on the same sideline, I need all fans to move over here so the stadium doesn't tip over".
Not to throw cold water on this comedy show, but the Throwboy is out of the league because he couldn't stop eating. Just. Couldn't. Stop. I have always liked Lorenzen, he is UK all the way, and was a heck of a QB not so long ago. He hates us, and is upfront about it. I respect that. I respect Towles for the same reasons, actually.