and "watch baseball," you have to sweeten the pot a little for today's over-saturated consumer. Especially since Kentucky's season end is much like a once mighty tree falling in the woods with nobody around to hear it. Here's some ways UK could really pack 'em in next weekend (feel free to add your own):<div>
</div><div>Billy Gillespie dunk tank. He'd gladly agree to do it as long as the tank was full of Wild Turkey.</div><div>Mini bat giveaway preceded by the rumor that Bob Knight would be in the announcing booth.</div><div>Tickets to next season's football game vs. Florida. Tickets will already be posted for resale on StubHub to save the winner some hassle.</div><div>
Joker Philips or Charlie Strong? Tell the difference and you could be entered for first spot in line for Midnight Madness tickets!</div><div>Or just pack the whole thing up and move it to Keenland.</div><div>
</div><div>See UK fans, just a few nights out with the family enjoying our national pastime, then you can get back to important things like
threatening local cartoonists and
members of previously unheard of college associations.</div><div>
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