CI Wrestling Thread #56

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damnit if only Heisman weren't banned he would be on here to tell how Roman gets monster massive face pops on every non-TV event

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And he would be wrong. They just mentioned his name at Pikeville at the house show, and even when he was shown on the video screen he got booed. Very loudly. By everyone. Vaginas and children too. I was quite proud of my people for once.
 
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Any girl that was as talentless as she was, and just a pair of tits and a smile, had to be a ring rat. See Eva Marie.

Wasn't she barely out of high school when she started with WWE? Thought I saw where she was like 19 when she made her debut.
She never needed to "wrestle", all she needed to do was be seen. That body, face, and smile...:fire:
 

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Wasn't she barely out of high school when she started with WWE? Thought I saw where she was like 19 when she made her debut.
She never needed to "wrestle", all she needed to do was be seen. That body, face, and smile...:fire:
Hell if I know or care. That was around the time I quit watching wrestling for about four or five years. Even when I started watching again, any time divas were on my screen that was my time to either check the score of Monday Night Football, go to the bathroom, make something to eat, or just stop watching.

I admit she was a great pair of tits and ***, but I can google image search that any time. Last time I was interested in watching Divas on the screen was when Lita and Trish were there. Girls that were hot and could actually do something. WWE gained a little divas viewing out of me with Paige, Becky, Charlotte, Sasha, and Natalya, but they are quickly making me regret giving that a chance.
 

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I always felt weird changing the channel when a hot chick came on the tv, only to turn it back to two dudes in tights. I just couldn't take my eyes off her though.
 

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I always felt weird changing the channel when a hot chick came on the tv, only to turn it back to two dudes in tights. I just couldn't take my eyes off her though.
Meh. Any enjoyment I would get out of the hot chick on my TV was an instant boner kill as soon as they started talking or attempting to wrestle. Never seen two girls who could instantly kill a boner by talking as much as the Bella tits could.
 
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Any girl that was as talentless as she was, and just a pair of tits and a smile, had to be a ring rat. See Eva Marie.

I don't think Eva is a ring rat. If I'm not mistaken, E! was the one that pushed for her hire simply for that Total Divas show.

WWE just thinks she's gorgeous and has the most outside appeal for movies and all of that crap. I think what they're currently doing with her is pretty funny.

Now Rosa Mendez is said to be a ring rat and the personal one of Michael Hayes.

As for everything else, I think booking has been pretty good. We got some great feuds. Ambrose is doing well, Rollins is solid, Balor is in the main event, Reigns is fine where he's at right now and now I'd just say KO needs a main event push.
 
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I know for a fact Lita was screwing anything that would give her ring time when she was breaking in the business.

Grossest thing I can think of in wrestling, was whatever diva was supposedly knocking boots with Khali. I can't remember who it was, but it was like Kelly Kelly or Eve or someone like that. If that troll faced MFer is pulling in that kind of tail, he's gotta be hung like Secretariat. Fugliest dude on the roster in years. If that doesn't make you want to put a shotgun in your mouth and give up on life, I don't know what will.
 

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I know for a fact Lita was screwing anything that would give her ring time when she was breaking in the business.

Grossest thing I can think of in wrestling, was whatever diva was supposedly knocking boots with Khali. I can't remember who it was, but it was like Kelly Kelly or Eve or someone like that. If that troll faced MFer is pulling in that kind of tail, he's gotta be hung like Secretariat. Fugliest dude on the roster in years. If that doesn't make you want to put a shotgun in your mouth and give up on life, I don't know what will.

It was Natalya...however, I would almost guarantee that they were just dating. It's pretty well known that she actually saved herself for marriage, so Kidd got first dibs on that. I think it's pretty believable based on how she is.
 

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Could have been. I just did a quick search...wasn't expecting there to be more than one of them that got with Khali. :joy:
 

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Do you think they will let AJ go over on Cena? They should. Let AJ and Ambrose feud for the title but we know what will happen.

I still expect Balor to beat Rollins. I also expect Rusev to retain and The New Day to lose the belts.
 

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Who did it better?

The DDT:

Jake Roberts



Arn Anderson

 

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always loved the exaggerated motion Jake did with his off arm. btw was that match in North Korea, why were they nailed to their seats for that OUTANOWHERE ddt?
 

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The Jake arm slap was a better sell of the move.

Arn cranks on the neck before dropping down, which makes it look more real and painful

Probably give the edge to Jake, because as much as I bang on about wanting wrestling to look real and whatnot, when something is as over as Jake's DDT all of the flies out the window. It just works
 

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always loved the exaggerated motion Jake did with his off arm. btw was that match in North Korea, why were they nailed to their seats for that OUTANOWHERE ddt?
That looks like Japan, which means it was probably a super dope match. Boss Man vs. Jake would have been cool anyway, but check out how agile Boss Man was when he went to Japan.



Kobashi sells the wind-up punch!
 

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Was just getting ready to post the thing about Del Rio..wrestle in the main event on Smackdown and then get suspended the next day.

This is kind of funny..Shane-O-Mac and Daniel Bryan having a little fun.

 

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SO Paige was also suspended for a wellness violation. Chances her and Del Rio were taking another kind of bump together?

I'll see myself out

No doubt they are coke heads. Paige will be like the majority of Divas- out in no time and hoping for indie promotions to care about them.
 

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A great Canadian wrestler and Bret Hart.



For real, I wouldn't complain if EVERY wrestling match had this spot in it.
 

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Jake on the DDT.

Please understand one thing about that BBM spot just goes to prove his underrated status, really.
 

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Talk all about women wrestling boring topic, talk about old school wrestling old men all ya want.

But this leader in this thread is all about the Orton/Lesnar match this Sunday.

I'm a mark and I look down on you smarks.
 

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Been going back and watching some of my favorite Summerslam matches and shows. Started with 1991 and 92 then 1998 and now watching 2000. The first TLC match is still one of my favorite matches of all time.

After this I plan on watching 2002, that one is still my favorite overall show.

Haven't watched the CWC yet but I am a little disappointed in who won tonight.
 
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I have a feeling they'll do something stupid with the Rollins and Balor match. Instead of the double turn that everyone wants, they'll have Kane come out and interfere saying he's the only demon in the WWE.
 
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I have a feeling they'll do something stupid with the Rollins and Balor match. Instead of the double turn that everyone wants, they'll have Kane come out and interfere saying he's the only demon in the WWE.
[laughing] I literally lol'd at that.
 

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Thursday randoms:

- Watched Bret vs Austin at Mania 13 last night. There are lots of contenders and there are a lot of ways of defining it, but this is the best match ever for me. It simply can't be overrated

- Vince is an underrated announcer. Yes, he was as oblivious to actual wrestling holds as anyone who made their living in that business and pushed some things too hard and others not enough, but damn it he just had a great announcer voice. Really added gravitas to a PPV or big match

- Taeler Hendrix. My god

- So apparently Dean Ambrose has heat for his SCSA podcast appearance. Look for him to join the Oddities soon

- @BKH34