Class lady last night at the Bama/OU game

jb1020

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They never surprise me anymore. If they aren't killing trees they're molesting fans of the opposing teams in fast food joints.
 

vhdawg

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I want to see the version where the audio isn't replaced by music.
 

Tin Cup Cowboy

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Poor usher, been working in the Super Dome for years at Saints' games, seen lots of awful things happen there and isn't surprised by much. Then he encountered a whole new kind of crazy last night.
 

KurtRambis4

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I know this isn't

any sort of revelation, but Alabama fans are terrible. They honestly have no idea how to deal with losing, other than going full knuckle-dragging, retard.
 

Tin Cup Cowboy

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I swear I thought she was about to start dancing. Then I realized, it probably wasn't as much intentional as it was an attempt to stay upright.
 

57stratdawg

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The Peeper

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I know, I know, you aren't supposed to hit a woman but I swear I don't know if I could stop myself if this bat **** crazy ***** went airborne on me and started kicking like that. Not sure I would attempt to stop someone else from knocking the pi$$ out of her too.
 

rabiddawg

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According to SL.com she had two adolescent daughters there with her that were in tears the whole time. And Bama people wonder why we despise them.
 

PBRME

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Feb 12, 2004
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I was really hoping to see someone **** punt that *****.
 

MeridianDog

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Sep 3, 2008
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Lovely Lady - I'd want her on my side in a fight.

Look at the grace she used when attaining that prone attack position. She got da moves!

Bet if the neon lights are right she can do a mean two step. She has a nice boot scoot going.

Wonder what the older black usher gentleman was whispering in her ear to calm her down. Maybe he had Horse Whispering training. Sure calmed that filly down.
 

Dawg1976

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Aug 22, 2012
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I'd bump her. Then I would her hitchhike back to her trailer.
 

jakldawg

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And just like that, she's been identified

All hail the wonders of the information age.
And she was not intoxicated. Nope. No way. Just a couple drinks (hey, that's the magic number the guys on COPS barely coherent enough to speak always come up with). Just a few. Only a hand grenade and a hurricane and a zombie and a few sips of a daiquiri made with 151. But not drunk. Because THAT would be embarrassing.
 

Hellsyeah

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All hail the wonders of the information age.
And she was not intoxicated. Nope. No way. Just a couple drinks (hey, that's the magic number the guys on COPS barely coherent enough to speak always come up with). Just a few. Only a hand grenade and a hurricane and a zombie and a few sips of a daiquiri made with 151. But not drunk. Because THAT would be embarrassing.

Wait. What?!?!?! She is an Alabama fan that never attended the school? That story can not be true
 

DerHntr

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Sep 18, 2007
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All hail the wonders of the information age.
And she was not intoxicated. Nope. No way. Just a couple drinks (hey, that's the magic number the guys on COPS barely coherent enough to speak always come up with). Just a few. Only a hand grenade and a hurricane and a zombie and a few sips of a daiquiri made with 151. But not drunk. Because THAT would be embarrassing.

That hounds tooth shirt for family pictures was a nice touch
 

thatsbaseball

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May 29, 2007
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Memo to Saban: If your team was as tough as this ***** you`d be holding up the little glass football again Monday night