Come on now…

[dawgstudent]

This is not from The Onion.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

In honor of my momma, I'll not comment.

 

[aTotal360]

 

[The Peeper]

Not sure about finding the money but I guarantee they damn sure won't find any missing chocolate since she was involved

 

[RocketDawg]

Instead of stealing the money, looks like she just ate the chocolate.

 

[Drebin]

This is not from The Onion.

It was almost the perfect crime.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

.

 

[Shmuley]

Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom ....

 

[beachbumdawg]

 

[anon1768925248]

 

[dorndawg]

 

[Dawgbite]

 

[ClintonInHelen]

Would not hit…

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

Would not hit...

Nope, Nope, Nope, not under any set of drunken circumstances

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Would not hit…

You don’t know what you’d do if she unleashed those chocolate milkers

 

[Colonel Angus.sixpack]

Human thumb.

 

[ronpolk]

This is not from The Onion.

Cooterpoot will be along trying to fix this hottie soon****

 

[Bulldog45]

Not sure about finding the money but I guarantee they damn sure won't find any missing chocolate since she was involved

Was gonna ask was the money or the chocolate what came up missing?

 

[DawgInThe256]

I cannot or would not fix her

 

[Tulsa Law Dawg]

Count 2: Destruction of Evidence

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

Shìt... I say we pony up the $39k and get her to commit. She could really help out our D-Line

 

[BreckyBratt]

 

[patdog]

I think I know where the chocolate went.

 

[Drebin]

Would not hit…

Right or wrong, I laughed my arse off at this for five minutes.

 

[Anon2444666666]

How did they ever crack the case?

 

[Duggar Hall Desk]

 

[Dawgbone71]

Her chins have chins

 

[bolddogge]

Would not hit…

I think this is a first...

 

[DerHntr]