They can make a list of a million things that take a swipe at us and make them feel better about themselves, but there are some very fundamental things that they are always going to struggle with, because they are either too arrogant, or too stupid to address them.
1. Their name. We all know what it means. There is no counter-argument a rebel can produce that makes him look intelligent.
2. Their fans. Elitist, entitled douchebags. The kind of people that made Brandon Bolden say, "I can't wait to leave Oxford."
3. Their culture. A facade of pretentious fanciness and contrived "tradition". The kind of stuff that middle-aged, white alcoholics love.
4. Their sports programs. Baseball and Basketball have a tradition of underachievement. They pull out all the stops for football, and get more brazen when we have some success.
5. Their women. If you're looking for someone to get high and roll around with, go to oxford. If you're looking for someone to marry and start a family with, go to starkville.
6. Their propaganda machine. Everyone drinks the kool aid. This may be the best part of it all...they don't know that they have a problem.
Don't let their swipes get you fired up. Over time, things tend to work out as intended.