I think we should all take a moment to congratulate Mississippi University on their SEC Tournament Title. They were able to bear down and capture their second SEC tournament title, a mere 32 years after their first, an amazing clip that should see them knot their third well before the year 2100. Keep reaching for the stars guys!
To Andy Kennedy, you've really turned this thing around and have now earned as many SEC Tournament Titles and NCAA Appearances in your Mississippi University tenure as you have disorderly conduct convictions. Mohammed Jiddou knows Allah's a black bear. I'm guessing that's why your fans wear bowties. Because, let's face it, if you're a grown man that wears a bowtie in a non-formal situation, you're either part of the Nation of Islam or an *******. And if there's one thing nobody ever accused your fans of, it's being a bunch of ********.
To Marshall Henderson, your eye for the game is impeccable. You were the only person on the planet that could have seen that Auburn still had a basketball team and that their basketball team had a fanbase (or at least students with free tickets). Either way, I know John Rocker and/or that one wock-jawed hobo must looking down from heaven with tears of happiness knowing that the sperm donation he/they made inside your mother some 20 years ago has turned out to be the greatest heckler of Auburn basketball fans in the proud history of Auburn basketball fans. Thank you, sir, for bringing attention to these poor, downtrodden people. You, sir, are a humanitarian and a scholar.
To the Mississippi University Black Bear Nation, of course I'm just bitter about the fact that we just put our worst team in over 20 years on the court during the same year that you've truly put together your most glorious team in decades. My only solace is in knowing that even in your best year... repeat... your. best. year., and even though that year happened to fall on our worst year, we were still able to take 6 scholarship players and kick your ***. You know what? I can live with that.
No matter what your piece of **** school does in the tournament, your soulless epicene fanbase will always have to know that even on your best day, and even when that day fell on our worst, you couldn't beat us, not completely.
Other than that, enjoy the tournament. Just act like you've been there before. I know that will be hard for most of your fan base, what with the rarity and all.
To Andy Kennedy, you've really turned this thing around and have now earned as many SEC Tournament Titles and NCAA Appearances in your Mississippi University tenure as you have disorderly conduct convictions. Mohammed Jiddou knows Allah's a black bear. I'm guessing that's why your fans wear bowties. Because, let's face it, if you're a grown man that wears a bowtie in a non-formal situation, you're either part of the Nation of Islam or an *******. And if there's one thing nobody ever accused your fans of, it's being a bunch of ********.
To Marshall Henderson, your eye for the game is impeccable. You were the only person on the planet that could have seen that Auburn still had a basketball team and that their basketball team had a fanbase (or at least students with free tickets). Either way, I know John Rocker and/or that one wock-jawed hobo must looking down from heaven with tears of happiness knowing that the sperm donation he/they made inside your mother some 20 years ago has turned out to be the greatest heckler of Auburn basketball fans in the proud history of Auburn basketball fans. Thank you, sir, for bringing attention to these poor, downtrodden people. You, sir, are a humanitarian and a scholar.
To the Mississippi University Black Bear Nation, of course I'm just bitter about the fact that we just put our worst team in over 20 years on the court during the same year that you've truly put together your most glorious team in decades. My only solace is in knowing that even in your best year... repeat... your. best. year., and even though that year happened to fall on our worst year, we were still able to take 6 scholarship players and kick your ***. You know what? I can live with that.
No matter what your piece of **** school does in the tournament, your soulless epicene fanbase will always have to know that even on your best day, and even when that day fell on our worst, you couldn't beat us, not completely.
Other than that, enjoy the tournament. Just act like you've been there before. I know that will be hard for most of your fan base, what with the rarity and all.
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