Could my weekend get any shittier?...

jmbeck

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I'm pretty sure that INT was Karma's way of saying "Oh yeah, well +#%+ you".
 
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1) Guilt trip from in-laws for not evacuating my family even though I was 60 miles inland
2) Scared shitless when trees around you begin to topple in 100 mph wind
3) Went without power for 2 straight nights - let's just say bed sheets and my skin don't agree without a little a/c flow.
4) Missed all freaking football all weekend including MSU's pathtetic offensive performance and UGA's lucky *** win.
5) See the house I am supposed to close on have a monster oak tree about 5 yards in front of the house (thank God I didn't close on it)
6) Eating nothing but PB and J sandwiches and goldfish crackers for 3 straight days.

Your weekend sucked but I think I win.
 

DawgatAuburn

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Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs said:
1) Guilt trip from in-laws for not evacuating my family even though I was 60 miles inland
2) Scared shitless when trees around you begin to topple in 100 mph wind
3) Went without power for 2 straight nights - let's just say bed sheets and my skin don't agree without a little a/c flow.
4) Missed all freaking football all weekend including MSU's pathtetic offensive performance and UGA's lucky *** win.
5) See the house I am supposed to close on have a monster oak tree about 5 yards in front of the house (thank God I didn't close on it)
6) Eating nothing but PB and J sandwiches and goldfish crackers for 3 straight days.

Your weekend sucked but I think I win.
I would have taken all of that for a 5-3 win.
 

dawgstudent

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in true <insert our last name> fashion, the store brand? Because if it was pepperidge, I will take your weekend.
 

DirtyLopez

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compared to hattiesburg during katrina. And I'm with DawgatAuburn, I would have gladly done 2 nights without power for a 5-3 win. The worst part of your list is the part about the inlaws. They will probably always think of that when they look at you. That and the fact that you smell similar to a corndog.
 

Chesusdog

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Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs said:
2) Scared shitless when trees around you begin to topple in 100 mph wind
3) Went without power for 2 straight nights - let's just say bed sheets and my skin don't agree without a little a/c flow.
6) Eating nothing but PB and J sandwiches and goldfish crackers for 3 straight days.
Try 5 days thanks to that %@+$%# Gustav. I managed to cook up a few hot meals on my grill, but it was hot and miserable. Trees keeping me trapped in, no ice, no air, nothing to do but sit and sweat.
 
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We had an Atkins meal on Saturday...all the neighbors ended up cleaning the freezers out and we had every meat known to man...all we needed was a tv to watch some football to make it a great tailgate party
 

Porkchop.sixpack

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that ever since you married their princess, you are the head of the family and not them? And as long as they aren't paying any of yalls bills, they can keep their opinions to themsevles?

Of course, that might be presumptuous.