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UKGrad93

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- Ghost- how were you to know man. Sounds like you ended up doing the right thing. Hell, I would've laughed thinking the dude was drunk.

- Blu- I'm all for stem cell research. I think it can be done without a dead fetus.

- great win last night. That little gym would make me claustrophobic. We need Lyles back.

- I think a woman tried to bit on me tonight. I was in a store with my daughter. We were checking out (let her. Uh some candy hearts). The woman in front of us asked if the big spender wanted to just add the candy to her purchase. She was attractive, long legs, tall high-healed boots, and short skirt. I just replied no thanks. Didn't think about it until after I left.
 

HeshimuBlu

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Ha 93....at least she "bit on you" instead of hit. BUT now if she only bites, then you be in trouble with Ghost, Willy even.


I'll bet your girl is happy, I loved getting valentines/candy for school, would spend a day laying them out and making sure who got the right ones.
 

UKGrad93

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Damn phone & my thumbs. Should've been "hit". She was probably just trying to be nice.
 

GhostVol

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Thanks, all. I have 6 cousins with special needs. Hesh, let your brother know first shot is on me (if he drinks) if we ever meet. Sounds like a cool guy to hang with. And don't get me started on handicap hangtags. They are abused daily. Here in Charleston, if you have a handicap sticker/tag/hangtag, you park free at metered spaces. We used to have people at my hospital with handicap access park all day long. They WORK there. Just because you take Big Mama to the doctor once a week or so and she's disabled...doesn't mean you abuse it when she's not in the vehicle. It got so bad they changed the ordinance.

Took a lady friend to see Black or White tonite. She liked it, having three biracial grandkids herself. Me, I give it a C. A bit too overwrought painting the difference between the two sides, but Octavia Spencer was delightful.
 

mashburned

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Originally posted by HeshimuBlu:
Ghost: When I read 1st sentence. !st thought, was Ghost was doing 4 women in the bathroom!
and he has Sunday morning remorse?


I enjoyed that.

Also enjoyed the touching story about your brother. Thanks for sharing.
 

-LEK-

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Originally posted by Mashburned:
Originally posted by HeshimuBlu:
Ghost: When I read 1st sentence. !st thought, was Ghost was doing 4 women in the bathroom!
and he has Sunday morning remorse?


I enjoyed that.

Also enjoyed the touching story about your brother. Thanks for sharing.
+1
 

Kaizer Sosay

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Originally posted by funKYcat75:
Run to her, 93. Run to her. Run for love.


Ghost...good for you.

Blu...I am all for stem cell research. And i already did and will continue to pray for your brother. Sounds like he has a great attitude and is a true inspiration. Hard to say how anyone would deal with that situation. Kudos to you and your family for treating him normal. And people that falsely use handicap parking spaces are scum...just plain scum.

Anyone catch that story about the Hatch kid on the Michigan basketball team. Dude survived two plan crashes the second of which left him with severe injuries and a medically induced coma. Lost his mom and 2 siblings in the 1st plane crash and lost his dad and his step mom in the 2nd crash. But the dude has the most positive attitude in the world. Busted his tail to rehab his way back onto the court. Michigan honored his scholly and he is on the team now. Very inspirational story.
 

GhostVol

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I did see that, KS. Good stuff.

Was yakking it up with some colleagues about the weekend, and told them about the handicapped guy. The consensus was that they would have been laughing their heads off, then felt like I did after they saw the wheelchair. Then this question came up out of the blue.

"Tee, you're damn near a hero to us middle-aged married guys. What the @#&* is your secret?"

I was going to answer with some kind of joke, but I saw that Eric was being serious. So here's the serious answer I gave him.

"E, there is no secret. I'm old enough to know not to take my self too serious, and I know I'm not the best looking guy in the club. I know my limits. I know not to go for the best dime in the place, yet I don't bottom feed either. If a woman has had too much, I leave her the hell alone. I seek out the 6's and 7's and the closer to my age the better. If there's more than two women together, I leave them alone UNLESS they look like they really want to dance. Saturday night there was a group of five black women together. I went nowhere near them because I remember when my ex went out with her friends. If the guy didn't pass muster with the entire group, he was SOOL. Time is short, and if I don't have a target locked in by midnight, I'm going to bed alone. You have to pick your target and pick wisely. My crew frankly aren't true wingmen...good for drinking but not so good as backup for a group of women. I mix in a little humor when I'm speaking with a woman, but I'm not doing a stand up routine. And I mostly listen, and pretend to be interested even when I'm not. And if you REALLY want to know my secret, it's simple. Learn to dance, and learn how to ask a woman to dance."

Bernard chimed in with "Damn, son, you're right about the sisters! They complain about the brothers, but they all go out as a herd and they all judge you as you're coming. If you ain't Denzel, you ain't got a shot!"

And we returned to being guys talking junk again, as it should be
 

Kaizer Sosay

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RE: Bruce Jenner

Saw where he was in a car wreck but i don't know the details. Not why i brought this up. I brought up Mr./Mrs. Jenner because my wife used to watch the "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" show. Not religiously...but she would watch it it every now and then.

Sooooo...me being the loving, understanding husband that i am...every time i walked in the room when she was watching that wonderful show i would lovingly say, "WTF do you watch that piece of crap show?"

Her response? "Because it is a train wreck." Now that part i get. I used to watch the Bobby Brown/Whitney Houston reality show sometimes just for the train wreck value. Used to love it when Whitney would yell in that raspy, drugged out voice..."BOBBAAAAY! BOBBAAAY!" [/I]Classic. Shameful...but classic.

Anyway...she also always used to say that she watched it "because she liked Bruce Jenner and that he was the ONLY NORMAL PERSON on the show".

To which i always responded..."Yeah, he's normal alright. If you consider multiple plastic surgeries to the point that your face is deformed NORMAL. In fact, they should ditch the Kardashians altogether and the show should be called, "Keeping Up With Joan Rivers"...or "Keeping Up With Michael Jackson". I always pointed out that he looked more and more feminine with each plastic surgery. She scoffed at me.

You can imagine the fun I have had teasing my wife since ol' Brucy has revealed his desire to become a woman. It's a small victory yes...but a victory all the same. A win is a win.
 

UKserialkiller

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Originally posted by Kaizer Sosay:
RE: Bruce Jenner

Saw where he was in a car wreck but i don't know the details. Not why i brought this up. I brought up Mr./Mrs. Jenner because my wife used to watch the "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" show. Not religiously...but she would watch it it every now and then.

Sooooo...me being the loving, understanding husband that i am...every time i walked in the room when she was watching that wonderful show i would lovingly say, "WTF do you watch that piece of crap show?"

Her response? "Because it is a train wreck." Now that part i get. I used to watch the Bobby Brown/Whitney Houston reality show sometimes just for the train wreck value. Used to love it when Whitney would yell in that raspy, drugged out voice..."BOBBAAAAY! BOBBAAAY!" [/I]Classic. Shameful...but classic.

Anyway...she also always used to say that she watched it "because she liked Bruce Jenner and that he was the ONLY NORMAL PERSON on the show".

To which i always responded..."Yeah, he's normal alright. If you consider multiple plastic surgeries to the point that your face is deformed NORMAL. In fact, they should ditch the Kardashians altogether and the show should be called, "Keeping Up With Joan Rivers"...or "Keeping Up With Michael Jackson". I always pointed out that he looked more and more feminine with each plastic surgery. She scoffed at me.

You can imagine the fun I have had teasing my wife since ol' Brucy has revealed his desire to become a woman. It's a small victory yes...but a victory all the same. A win is a win.
hahaha @ at this whole post. All of it. hahaha More than I could ever write about Bruce Jenner hahaha


Too bad for Bruce because Venus Lux won the AVN Tanssexual performer of the year for 2015 according to Kink.com (whoever in the Paddock singned my email to that site)
 

mashburned

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Originally posted by Willy4UK:
hahaha @ at this whole post. All of it. hahaha More than I could ever write about Bruce Jenner hahaha


Too bad for Bruce because Venus Lux won the AVN Tanssexual performer of the year for 2015 according to Kink.com (whoever in the Paddock singned my email to that site)


I don't get it either. This whole kardashian thing is one of the absolute worst things to happen to pop culture/life.

I'm just glad I don't have kids. Can you imagine coaching/parenting your daughter how to appropriately drop her first sex tape? I don't even...I can't. How's that work. Cause you best believe every 16 year old Johnson is trying to persuade your little Muffin to show those goods via the world wide web, and depending on her performance, and age, it could make or break her whole career. I can't deal with that kind of pressure.

Sex tapes and Mix tapes are all this world is about anymore.
 
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Been busy eye-examinin' and photoshoppin', er, I mean, scouring the internet for pics of Willie's dunk, so I haven't had time to comment on the good stuff in here lately, but I shall -- I'm sure you're all waiting anxiously.

In the meantime, here's Willie asking how Robinson likes his nuts...

 

HeshimuBlu

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KS: Good story, I also used to think he was the only normal one. It boggles my mind what he is doing?
Question: So because he wants to be a woman...does that mean he wants to be with a man or a woman? Or he just wants to be a woman....who has sex with a woman? I suppose after it is complete, that would technically make him a lesbian? The whole transgender thing has always confused me anyway. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Your boys domestic beer choices are foreign to me. I'm a beer simpleton.

Cannot wait for Spring. I hate Feb, but did enjoy the warm temps this weekend.

Have a good day alll.

Love that pic of WCS.
 

Kaizer Sosay

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Forgot to chime in on the domestic beer preference.

1. Sam Adams - just about any of them.
2. Sierra Nevada
 

mashburned

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*Breaking News*

Kristen Pflum tweets that there is a bobcat in Lexington and they are setting a trap to catch him. Tune in to Lex18 at 5:30 for details. I cant' wait.
 

UKserialkiller

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Originally posted by Mashburned:
*Breaking News*

Kristen Pflum tweets that there is a bobcat in Lexington and they are setting a trap to catch him. Tune in to Lex18 at 5:30 for details. I cant' wait.
They baiting him with pictures of naughty teachers?
 

-LEK-

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Originally posted by Willy4UK:
Originally posted by Mashburned:
*Breaking News*

Kristen Pflum tweets that there is a bobcat in Lexington and they are setting a trap to catch him. Tune in to Lex18 at 5:30 for details. I cant' wait.
They baiting him with pictures of naughty teachers?
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*praying for pflum to become a naughty news anchor and touch a whole gang of children*

Not really, but yaknowimsayin...
 

UKGrad93

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On the beer thing:

Miller Lite - because my neighbor keeps a lot of it in his beer fridge (he is in the liquor bidness)
Bud Lite - in case my brother is in town or I'm at his place

Otherwise, I have found that I like IPAs. Had a Founders All Day IPA Sat before the game. I do not like Porters.
 

UKserialkiller

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Originally posted by Mashburned:


*praying for pflum to become a naughty news anchor and touch a whole gang of children*

Not really, but yaknowimsayin...


I have the maturity level of 12 years of age. I offer to be touched.

93- No like porters? I had a porter last night from Cigar City called "Puppy's Breath". Coincidently, it tastes like "puppy nuts".
 
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Originally posted by Willy4UK:
Originally posted by Mashburned:


*praying for pflum to become a naughty news anchor and touch a whole gang of children*

Not really, but yaknowimsayin...


I have the maturity level of 12 years of age. I offer to be touched.
Hell, I have the "manhood" of 12 years of age and I offer to be touched by Pflum too.
 

Kaizer Sosay

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Lemme just say that a free willy is a good willy.

I was going to chime in on the bobcat story...but I can't top that. Nice work.
 

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Wait, so someone is trying to catch Bobcat? Does this mean Police Academy 8 will happen?
 
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Man, I know it's not a "nice" thing to say, but...to hell with Dean Smith. I always hated that hypocritical, holier-than-thou under-achieving corksucker. I know this makes me a misanthropic jackass, but I don't give a damn whether that bastard died or not. He never had any redeeming qualities for me, and this is especially true in light of the evidence that has come out about UNC in the last year or so. May he be consigned to round room in hell and made to run the four corners for eternity.


I just hope we can all still be friends now that y'all realize what a heartless bastard I am
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Quality stuff, Mav. Took me a while to find the repeated parts in the background too.
 

Kaizer Sosay

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Mav spiraling out of control on a photoshop binge is a thing of beauty to behold. I just hope the rest of you jackals fully appreciate how fortunate we are to be privy to such glorious-ness.

We are all witnesses.
 
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