Originally posted by HeshimuBlu:
Ghost: When I read 1st sentence. !st thought, was Ghost was doing 4 women in the bathroom!and he has Sunday morning remorse?![]()
+1Originally posted by Mashburned:
Originally posted by HeshimuBlu:
Ghost: When I read 1st sentence. !st thought, was Ghost was doing 4 women in the bathroom!and he has Sunday morning remorse?![]()
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I enjoyed that.
Also enjoyed the touching story about your brother. Thanks for sharing.
Originally posted by funKYcat75:
Run to her, 93. Run to her. Run for love.
hahaha @ at this whole post. All of it. hahaha More than I could ever write about Bruce Jenner hahahaOriginally posted by Kaizer Sosay:
RE: Bruce Jenner
Saw where he was in a car wreck but i don't know the details. Not why i brought this up. I brought up Mr./Mrs. Jenner because my wife used to watch the "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" show. Not religiously...but she would watch it it every now and then.
Sooooo...me being the loving, understanding husband that i am...every time i walked in the room when she was watching that wonderful show i would lovingly say, "WTF do you watch that piece of crap show?"
Her response? "Because it is a train wreck." Now that part i get. I used to watch the Bobby Brown/Whitney Houston reality show sometimes just for the train wreck value. Used to love it when Whitney would yell in that raspy, drugged out voice..."BOBBAAAAY! BOBBAAAY!" [/I]Classic. Shameful...but classic.
Anyway...she also always used to say that she watched it "because she liked Bruce Jenner and that he was the ONLY NORMAL PERSON on the show".
To which i always responded..."Yeah, he's normal alright. If you consider multiple plastic surgeries to the point that your face is deformed NORMAL. In fact, they should ditch the Kardashians altogether and the show should be called, "Keeping Up With Joan Rivers"...or "Keeping Up With Michael Jackson". I always pointed out that he looked more and more feminine with each plastic surgery. She scoffed at me.
You can imagine the fun I have had teasing my wife since ol' Brucy has revealed his desire to become a woman. It's a small victory yes...but a victory all the same. A win is a win.
Originally posted by Willy4UK:
hahaha @ at this whole post. All of it. hahaha More than I could ever write about Bruce Jenner hahaha
Too bad for Bruce because Venus Lux won the AVN Tanssexual performer of the year for 2015 according to Kink.com (whoever in the Paddock singned my email to that site)
They baiting him with pictures of naughty teachers?Originally posted by Mashburned:
*Breaking News*
Kristen Pflum tweets that there is a bobcat in Lexington and they are setting a trap to catch him. Tune in to Lex18 at 5:30 for details. I cant' wait.
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posted by Willy4UK:
They baiting him with pictures of naughty teachers?Originally posted by Mashburned:
*Breaking News*
Kristen Pflum tweets that there is a bobcat in Lexington and they are setting a trap to catch him. Tune in to Lex18 at 5:30 for details. I cant' wait.
Originally posted by Mashburned:
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*praying for pflum to become a naughty news anchor and touch a whole gang of children*
Not really, but yaknowimsayin...
I have the maturity level of 12 years of age. I offer to be touched.
93- No like porters? I had a porter last night from Cigar City called "Puppy's Breath". Coincidently, it tastes like "puppy nuts".
Hell, I have the "manhood" of 12 years of age and I offer to be touched by Pflum too.Originally posted by Willy4UK:
Originally posted by Mashburned:
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*praying for pflum to become a naughty news anchor and touch a whole gang of children*
Not really, but yaknowimsayin...
I have the maturity level of 12 years of age. I offer to be touched.
Thank you kind sir, I took a few extra pains to hide the duplicates.Originally posted by funKYcat75:
Quality stuff, Mav. Took me a while to find the repeated parts in the background too.