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Ol' Florida *** Willy came up north to suck and f*uck sewer pipes but his d*ck froze.
 

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Originally posted by -LEK-:
I thought that was Mav swimming pool
Nah. Unlike mav's pool...that one in the pic actually works in the summertime and has BLUE water WITHOUT algae.
 
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Originally posted by -LEK-:
I thought that was Mav swimming pool
They certainly look similar. However, mine overflows with the tormented souls of the eternally damned as they continually writhe in agony and the putrid stench of sulfur perpetually wafting above its acrid water.
 

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Originally posted by maverick1:

Originally posted by -LEK-:
I thought that was Mav swimming pool
They certainly look similar. However, mine overflows with the tormented souls of the eternally damned as they continually writhe in agony and the putrid stench of sulfur perpetually wafting above its acrid water.
 

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Mav...I have requested your presence in the "Bad Girls..." thread.

That thread needs vertical roast beef pics stat!!!
 

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FYI...The Neutral Zone in Middletown is having a store-wide 50% off sale on all UK gear. They are making way for the new Spring stuff coming in.

It is located in the shopping center just off of Blankenbaker Prkwy close to Shelbyville Rd.
 
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Originally posted by Kaizer Sosay:
Mav...I have requested your presence in the "Bad Girls..." thread.

That thread needs vertical roast beef pics stat!!!
Haha, thank ya fer the heads up, I've been napping all afternoon what with the snow day and all
 

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Went to a 8 hour seminar on Manipulation. Being the mind of a manipulator. Whoa. Lot of insight in this ****. Learned a lot. Still processing the info. Still shakin' mah head.
 
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Any chance they're gonna sell vids of the seminar? I'd love to learn how to manipulate people, especially chicks, and most especially chicks with big hooters.
 

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Willy...you are the best poster on this site. Hands down. And it aint even close. You are here (*)...and the 2nd best poster

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Your insight and takes on every subject on this board are stellar and we are all better people for having read them. And every time you chose to grace us with a response...that particular thread is elevated to "must read" status.








Boy, I sure could use some Tonkat Ali. If only I knew someone smart enough to gain easy access to the best stuff who also happened to be equipped with a generous nature.
 

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Willy is a lock for President now...or whatever he's running for in 2016? ****, it's already 2015 and we don't even a campaign slogan do we?

How about this?

Burn one and carry on, America
- Vote Willy for Whatever 2016
 

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Mash and agrubs, come lay some tracks in the Ohio State thread if you're game.
 

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I'll vote for you Willy. I'll set up some campaign stops as well at some battleground sites. We're going to win over America one titty bar at a time.
 

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Originally posted by BlueRupp:
I'll vote for you Willy. I'll set up some campaign stops as well at some battleground sites. We're going to win over America one titty bar at a time.
We can start in Tampa. They have to most in the U.S (around 200 I believe).
 
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Originally posted by Willy4UK:
Originally posted by BlueRupp:
I'll vote for you Willy. I'll set up some campaign stops as well at some battleground sites. We're going to win over America one titty bar at a time.
We can start in Tampa. They have to most in the U.S (around 200 I believe).
Haha, Tampa had 200 titty bars? Why Tampa?
 

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Originally posted by maverick1:


Originally posted by Willy4UK:

Originally posted by BlueRupp:
I'll vote for you Willy. I'll set up some campaign stops as well at some battleground sites. We're going to win over America one titty bar at a time.
We can start in Tampa. They have to most in the U.S (around 200 I believe).
Haha, Tampa had 200 titty bars? Why Tampa?
I dunno. They got a lot. May be a bit less than that. I forgot the actual number, but it does indeed have the most. That's a great question. I guess one titty bar opened Pandora's box there
 
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Dude I've literally been up all night again lol, nothing wrong, just couldn't sleep. I think I might start drinking so I can at least eventually pass out.
 

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Originally posted by maverick1:



Dude I've literally been up all night again lol, nothing wrong, just couldn't sleep. I think I might start drinking so I can at least eventually pass out.
Brother, no way. Your sleep will get even worse. I'm at a point in my life where I start to slow down. It's killing my good sleep. Drinking ain't gonna help ya. Maybe vaping some herb will help.

Did you consider that sleep method with the bell that I posted for ya?
 
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Originally posted by Willy4UK:
Originally posted by maverick1:



Dude I've literally been up all night again lol, nothing wrong, just couldn't sleep. I think I might start drinking so I can at least eventually pass out.
Brother, no way. Your sleep will get even worse. I'm at a point in my life where I start to slow down. It's killing my good sleep. Drinking ain't gonna help ya. Maybe vaping some herb will help.

Did you consider that sleep method with the bell that I posted for ya?
Haha, I forgot about that one. Might have to try it lol.
 
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Holy cow, I just remembered I have a big gong in the closet. Sucker is 30" in diameter and has a sweet tone. Got it for $25 at some place in a mall in Atlanta that was going out of business. I might sit it by the bed and bang it instead of a bell...or my wife.

BWAAHAAAHAAAA bang it instead of my wife, like I have a choice.
 

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Originally posted by maverick1:
Holy cow, I just remembered I have a big gong in the closet. Sucker is 30" in diameter and has a sweet tone. Got it for $25 at some place in a mall in Atlanta that was going out of business. I might sit it by the bed and bang it instead of a bell...or my wife.

BWAAHAAAHAAAA bang it instead of my wife, like I have a choice.
Sounds like you gots the makins of a new game show...
 
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LMAO, The Gong Show 2015. Too bad Marc Bolan isn't alive cause he'd make a great host and could still front T. Rex as the house band. I guess Todd Rundgren will have to do.

Like the original Gong Show, it'd be a series of variety acts with one declared the winner at the show's end, and the grand prize would be you get to bang whatever or whomever you pleased. No way it doesn't get green-lighted, or green-lit, or whatever.
 

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Originally posted by maverick1:
LMAO, The Gong Show 2015. Too bad Marc Bolan isn't alive cause he'd make a great host and could still front T. Rex as the house band. I guess Todd Rundgren will have to do.

Like the original Gong Show, it'd be a series of variety acts with one declared the winner at the show's end, and the grand prize would be you get to bang whatever or whomever you pleased. No way it doesn't get green-lighted, or green-lit, or whatever.



Loved the gong show back in the day.
 
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Loved the gong show too. Unknown comic. When kids were on the show, Chuck would say under his breath, but out loud, "rotten little kids." Being as I have kids, I still use that line. Sorry about your sleep woes Mav. Hope you get that worked out.

Palms sweating for the game today.

Gotta go, kid stuff, back with more stuff. FCC.
 

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Originally posted by Willy4UK:
Ya'll are manipulating me. Just know I know.
Drats! Foiled again!

If only you hadn't gone to that 8 hour seminar. Or slept through it like you do all of the other seminars.
 

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Originally posted by funKYcat75:
Mash and agrubs, come lay some tracks in the Ohio State thread if you're game.
Even though I wasn't invited...I still threw my 10 cents into the ring anyway. And I chose the "annoying song" route in lieu of the traditional rap parody. Enjoy.
 

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Very nice, KS. You can write the vocal hook for our raps, and perform it as well
 

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Originally posted by funKYcat75:
Very nice, KS. You can write the vocal hook for our raps, and perform it as well
Parody or no parody...you don't want me performing any vocals of any kind.
 

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Originally posted by Kooky Kats:
Best Gong Show act....

Click linky



BTW...they just played a version of the Gong Show on Game Day. Unfortunately, no popcicle licking chicks on their version though.
 
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