Dayum!!

phillydawg · Jun 10, 2009

Imagine waking up with this dude waitin' on ya!

To make it sports related-gator hunting is legal in Miss.

davatron · Jun 10, 2009

Precinct 3 officer Darryl Stasher said officers were able to extract the alligator from underneath the car by poking it with a broom.

That's fine police work right there.

XUglow · Jun 10, 2009

The NBA said the gator was only 6'10".

Henry Kissinger · Jun 10, 2009

i'm glad we hired steven irwin for police training before he was stingray-ed

Henry Kissinger · Jun 10, 2009

plus i've seen him play and he has no wingspan

Fletch Fletcher · Jun 10, 2009

Go Gator

DerHntr · Jun 10, 2009

very large gun.

damn.

SLUdog · Jun 10, 2009

that is one reason.

DerHntr · Jun 10, 2009

i don't miss mosquitos the size of moths either</p>

Todd4State · Jun 10, 2009

all you would have to do it call Landry's at Union Station and they would probably know what to do with it.

Mmmmmmmm......gator bites

FlabLoser · Jun 10, 2009

...and could return in 30-40 days...WTF

gptdawg · Jun 11, 2009

Mosquitos in the delta were so big they could screw a turkey standing flatfooted

Optimus Prime 4 · Jun 11, 2009

and was bit. He's freaking out hoping not to die.

msudawg12 · Jun 11, 2009

Now the family has something to look forward to in a month. I hope there are no small children in that neighborhood</p>