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DDDY 2010: First Round Voting

615dawg

615dawg

All-Conference
Jun 4, 2007
6,501
3,305
113
Here we go.

After a day of nominations, the selection committee has changed this year's format. Rather than trying to come up with the top 12 douches and seeding them, the first round will be World Cup-style preliminaries.

As someone else stated, there are 15 douches that could win this thing. Coming up with a top 12 would be impossible. Hell, deciding who would not make the field of 28 was touch (First douche out: The guy who stole Sesh's tent - sorry, Sesh)

Here's how it will work. The 28 doucheswere randomly sorted by Excel and divided into four pools of seven. The pool winners will advance to the bracket round, along with the top four vote getters that were not pool winners. Theoretically, one pool could send five douches to the zoouche.

Here are the pools and links to vote. Voting ends Friday and the bracket round begins next week. The eight bracket douches will have nice little writeups highlighting their doucheness.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">Pool A - Vote Here: </span>http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=46440

<table style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="157">

<col style="" width="157"><tbody><tr height="13"><td height="13" width="157">Don Jackson</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Cecil Newton</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Cowbell9</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Queen Mother</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Dawgbreeze</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">David Murray</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Rogers Redding</td></tr>

</tbody></col></table>
<span style="font-weight: bold;">Pool B - Vote Here: </span>http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=46441

<table style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="157">

<col style="" width="157"><tbody><tr height="13"><td height="13" width="157">BlueBengal (DA TRUTH!)</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Crunchy Mike</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Goat (includes all usernames)</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Mike Slive</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">MSinvestigator</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Coach34</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Roscoe</td></tr>

</tbody></col></table>
<span style="font-weight: bold;">Pool C- Vote Here: </span>http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=46442

<table style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="157">

<col style="" width="157"><tbody><tr height="13"><td height="13" width="157">Clay Travis</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Ravern Johnson</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">DiamondReb</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Facebook</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Jet Butler's dad</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">The guy who tried to steal the t-shirt design</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Ron Polk</td></tr>

</tbody></col></table>
<span style="font-weight: bold;">Pool D - Vote Here: </span></a><a title="http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=46443" href="http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=46443">http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=46443

<table style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="157">

<col style="" width="157"><tbody><tr height="13"><td height="13" width="157">Pat Forde</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">fishingcowbell</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Rabid</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Brutius</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Fishwater99</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Dee Bost</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">was21</td></tr>

</tbody></col></table>

Note: Pool A is stacked!
 
615dawg

615dawg

All-Conference
Jun 4, 2007
6,501
3,305
113
Here we go.

After a day of nominations, the selection committee has changed this year's format. Rather than trying to come up with the top 12 douches and seeding them, the first round will be World Cup-style preliminaries.

As someone else stated, there are 15 douches that could win this thing. Coming up with a top 12 would be impossible. Hell, deciding who would not make the field of 28 was touch (First douche out: The guy who stole Sesh's tent - sorry, Sesh)

Here's how it will work. The 28 doucheswere randomly sorted by Excel and divided into four pools of seven. The pool winners will advance to the bracket round, along with the top four vote getters that were not pool winners. Theoretically, one pool could send five douches to the zoouche.

Here are the pools and links to vote. Voting ends Friday and the bracket round begins next week. The eight bracket douches will have nice little writeups highlighting their doucheness.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">Pool A - Vote Here: </span>http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=46440

<table style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="157">

<col style="" width="157"><tbody><tr height="13"><td height="13" width="157">Don Jackson</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Cecil Newton</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Cowbell9</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Queen Mother</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Dawgbreeze</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">David Murray</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Rogers Redding</td></tr>

</tbody></col></table>
<span style="font-weight: bold;">Pool B - Vote Here: </span>http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=46441

<table style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="157">

<col style="" width="157"><tbody><tr height="13"><td height="13" width="157">BlueBengal (DA TRUTH!)</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Crunchy Mike</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Goat (includes all usernames)</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Mike Slive</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">MSinvestigator</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Coach34</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Roscoe</td></tr>

</tbody></col></table>
<span style="font-weight: bold;">Pool C- Vote Here: </span>http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=46442

<table style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="157">

<col style="" width="157"><tbody><tr height="13"><td height="13" width="157">Clay Travis</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Ravern Johnson</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">DiamondReb</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Facebook</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Jet Butler's dad</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">The guy who tried to steal the t-shirt design</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Ron Polk</td></tr>

</tbody></col></table>
<span style="font-weight: bold;">Pool D - Vote Here: </span></a><a title="http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=46443" href="http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=46443">http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=46443

<table style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="157">

<col style="" width="157"><tbody><tr height="13"><td height="13" width="157">Pat Forde</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">fishingcowbell</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Rabid</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Brutius</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Fishwater99</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Dee Bost</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">was21</td></tr>

</tbody></col></table>

Note: Pool A is stacked!
 
615dawg

615dawg

All-Conference
Jun 4, 2007
6,501
3,305
113
Here we go.

After a day of nominations, the selection committee has changed this year's format. Rather than trying to come up with the top 12 douches and seeding them, the first round will be World Cup-style preliminaries.

As someone else stated, there are 15 douches that could win this thing. Coming up with a top 12 would be impossible. Hell, deciding who would not make the field of 28 was touch (First douche out: The guy who stole Sesh's tent - sorry, Sesh)

Here's how it will work. The 28 doucheswere randomly sorted by Excel and divided into four pools of seven. The pool winners will advance to the bracket round, along with the top four vote getters that were not pool winners. Theoretically, one pool could send five douches to the zoouche.

Here are the pools and links to vote. Voting ends Friday and the bracket round begins next week. The eight bracket douches will have nice little writeups highlighting their doucheness.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">Pool A - Vote Here: </span>http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=46440

<table style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="157">

<col style="" width="157"><tbody><tr height="13"><td height="13" width="157">Don Jackson</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Cecil Newton</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Cowbell9</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Queen Mother</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Dawgbreeze</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">David Murray</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Rogers Redding</td></tr>

</tbody></col></table>
<span style="font-weight: bold;">Pool B - Vote Here: </span>http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=46441

<table style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="157">

<col style="" width="157"><tbody><tr height="13"><td height="13" width="157">BlueBengal (DA TRUTH!)</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Crunchy Mike</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Goat (includes all usernames)</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Mike Slive</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">MSinvestigator</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Coach34</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Roscoe</td></tr>

</tbody></col></table>
<span style="font-weight: bold;">Pool C- Vote Here: </span>http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=46442

<table style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="157">

<col style="" width="157"><tbody><tr height="13"><td height="13" width="157">Clay Travis</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Ravern Johnson</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">DiamondReb</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Facebook</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Jet Butler's dad</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">The guy who tried to steal the t-shirt design</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Ron Polk</td></tr>

</tbody></col></table>
<span style="font-weight: bold;">Pool D - Vote Here: </span></a><a title="http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=46443" href="http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=46443">http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=46443

<table style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="157">

<col style="" width="157"><tbody><tr height="13"><td height="13" width="157">Pat Forde</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">fishingcowbell</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Rabid</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Brutius</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Fishwater99</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">Dee Bost</td></tr><tr height="13"><td height="13">was21</td></tr>

</tbody></col></table>

Note: Pool A is stacked!
 
dawgstudent

dawgstudent

Heisman
Apr 15, 2003
39,227
18,345
113
The best part of DDDY were the explanations. I hope those come back in the next round.
 
615dawg

615dawg

All-Conference
Jun 4, 2007
6,501
3,305
113
That took a while. Doing it for 28 would be fun, but holy crap at the time. They'll be back for the next round.

Early Vegas odds are out - the pool favorites are Cowbell9, Mike Slive, Clay Travis and Pat Forde

Coach34, Crunchy Mike, Jet Butler's dad, all among favorites to get to the bracket round.
 
615dawg

615dawg

All-Conference
Jun 4, 2007
6,501
3,305
113
There might be one or two surprises in the bracket, but in the end, the top douches will make it.
 
615dawg

615dawg

All-Conference
Jun 4, 2007
6,501
3,305
113
Crunchy Mike is an Ole Miss character, but his doucheness knows no boundaries. It would be a shame if he didn't get one of the wildcards.
 
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Agentdog

Redshirt
Aug 16, 2006
1,433
0
0
All I have to say about this asshat-itry is that I find it comical that I get saddled with a ridiculous statement in my avatar. Then here is a contest, supported by this board obviously, that was founded on following some dude, that a few are obsessed with, on Facebook.

I don't need the statement in my avatar. It needs to be under sixpackspeak at the top of the board.
 
615dawg

615dawg

All-Conference
Jun 4, 2007
6,501
3,305
113
I meant to lock them all for suspense, but only locked Pool A. I'm sure the message boards will light up with accusations that the committee was showing favortism and stuff, but just like the NCAA, the DDDY committee doesn't give a **** about the fans.
 
615dawg

615dawg

All-Conference
Jun 4, 2007
6,501
3,305
113
No one stalked him on Facebook. The asshat walked around Starkville acting like his **** didn't stink for years. Then he came on this board and acted like a douche. Then he went to prison and now sells new and used quality Hondas in Brandon. Somewhere in there, he allegedly had sex with a cat.
 
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UpTheMiddlex3Punt

All-Conference
May 28, 2007
17,939
3,890
113
Besides, the Myspace page did not turn up until after the he had been discussed widely. It was just more fuel for the fire.
 
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Coach34

Redshirt
Jul 20, 2012
20,283
1
0
The Spread made us alot better as I said it would
Tyler Russell redshirted and is meeting my low expectations
Stansbury fell on his face as usual and is now starting his implosion

It wasnt a championship year, but definitely Elite 8
 
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patdog

Heisman
May 28, 2007
55,807
24,741
113
And the ironic thing is I really hadn't noticed it until you brought my attention it.
 
Center Z

Center Z

Redshirt
Sep 4, 2006
1,242
22
38
Just make a record of the current vote count and re-do the poll. Then when it's over, just add the current vote count to the total.
 
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Agentdog

Redshirt
Aug 16, 2006
1,433
0
0
Your title for your lame *** contest was generated from a thread that started from pictures from facebook.

exhibit 1

In response to the other post, what difference does it make where posters on this board saw him first. This board has stalked him from one end of the internet to the other.

exhibit 2

exhibit 3

exhibit 4

exhibit 5
 
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FlabLoser

Redshirt
Aug 20, 2006
10,709
0
0
Coach34 said:
The Spread made us alot better as I said it would
Tyler Russell redshirted and is meeting my low expectations
Stansbury fell on his face as usual and is now starting his implosion

It wasnt a championship year, but definitely Elite 8
Click to expand...
BTW, I have bookmarked your 2010 basketball predictions - http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=42957

A lot has changed since making these predictions, but that's the nature of the beast. I liked the predictions at the time, but as for now I see #2 and #3 being a bust already.

1. Sidney decides to stay in school- everything is re-paid, and he is
ready to go next year
2. The hype starts that this is finally %!+%$##$$%'s team to make a big
run
3. We are a preseason top 25 team next season
4. I remind you guys that no matter who plays for us, we still have
%!+%$##$$%'s coaching
5. A couple of OOC losses have people amazed again
6. Neither Sidney nor Augustus wants to bang inside, Elgin Bailey legs
don't work because of injuries, Riek makes us wish we had Wesley Morgan,
and Lewis can't handle the post job for us
7. We are on the bubble aGAIN next year after finishing in a 3 way tie
for the West title with Mississippi and UPig

We make the Tourney as a 12 seed and lose in round 1 in the Northeast
somewhere

%!+%$##$$% pulls in 2 of the big 2011 recruits- sheep claim we can't do
any better, Byrne can't pull the trigger because we made the NCAA's, and
we languish on in our vicious cycle
Click to expand...
 
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Dawgfan61

Sophomore
Mar 2, 2008
735
106
43
as much as anyone. But OEM was 100 times worse. Coach at least tries to make logical sense. Add OEM to one of the pools.
 
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