Two matchups. Two upsets. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mike Slive</span> comes through with a big victory, ousting <span style="font-weight: bold;">Fishwater 146-42</span> on the vote tallies. Slive's 146 votes and 104-vote margin of victory are both new DDDY records.
Today's matchup is the one we've all been waiting for. This one might actually be close. The battle of douchebag parents. (Commissioner's Note: Sorry for the lack of links - busy at work and there wasn't much to work with. Post support in this thread, and any help with tomorrow's Pat Forde - Clay Travis matchup would be greatly appreciated.)
Cecil Newton is Cam Newton's alleged father. His "rented mule" comment will go down in SPS lore and will surely make an appearance at the MSU-Auburn game in September. What do you call "whoring out your son?" But this isn't the first time Cecil went crazy. When his son stole a laptop while at Florida, he went bat **** over the process. Cecil is the epitome of the parent living through their child. Also, Cecil Newton is a piece of ****.
Jet Butler's dad is simply a douchebag parent who thinks SEC baseball is the local Little League. To his defense, he is watching MSU most of the time, but that is still no reason to act like he has this season. Making comments like "I am going to expose John Cohen." and "If a recruit calls me, I will make sure they know not to play for John Cohen." Tone the ego down, buddy.