Dear Dearest Urban Meyey (sp?),

[missouridawg]

Please get out your cellular phone and call your ol' buddy Daniel Mullen. Please proceed to tell him how easy he has it made in Starkville and how miserable it really is being a big time national power where winning two national championships in 6 years still doesn't buy you a bad season. Please tell him how miserable this season has been and how peace of mind and lack of unnecessary stress (like UF fans) is priceless. Please tell him that being a program who doesn't expect a nationalchampionship every year is a blessing in disguise. Please.

Signed,
MSU Fanbase

 

[00Dawg]

We realize that we're not your favorite people right now, nor have we ever been. We also realize that you somehow think showing up at the Gator Bowl will keep us from leading the charge to remove you come next spring. Hopefully, you have already figured out that our new administration has a new way of doing things that....well let's just say if this was music we'd have switched from The Andrews Sisters to Dr. Dre.
Anywho, if that little "rule" of yours about not letting SEC schools hire head coaches away from other SEC schools isn't real, now would be a good time for you to find one that could be "interpreted" that way. We know you're good at that kind of stuff.
In short, if you can make it so that Foley can't touch Mullen, then maybe, just maybe, we'll stop stirring the Newton pot....at least for a while.

Signed,
MSU Fanbase