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Shelby Lion

Shelby Lion

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Let Shelby Lion be the first to welcome you all to 3a next season....

Just a heads up ( a warning if you will) to prepare you all of what to expect...

Shelby Lion will at some point call you one of the following

1. Bedwetter
2. Snot nosed punk
3. Punk with a cigarette
4. Troglodyte (Ill wait while most of yall look that word up)
5. Clown
6. Potsie
7. Rerun
8. Opie
9. Moronic imbecilic cretin
10. Neanderthalistic Doofus

Just know its all out of respect and admiration, and there shall be no whining, nor runny noses, you shant run to the mods for help because I know just how far I can go without getting banned ( I think lol)

I am not sure what other Mighty Mite teams around these parts are joining yall in 3a, but dont come in thinking of playoff glory.. The Mighty Golden Lions have dibs on the 3a title this coming season...
Maybe occasionally yall might win one here and there,but you're gonna have to go through us..

Looking forward to breaking the bread so to speak on these here forums with some or all of yall.... Just remember I am pretty quick witted...(Who are we kidding I am so dumb I could be twins)

Till next season... Merry Christmas, Happy New year.... Come August when the 3a threads open I shall be there to welcome you all with open arms...

BTW: You heathens from Heritage if and when we play yall, leave the milk jugs full of rocks and the hub caps in the car..... We gots bad nerves round these parts and all that racket makes my head hurt, even though I sat amongst you unwashed non store bought shoe wearing cretins at Newton Conover a few years back


While you can be young once, you can be immature forever....

WORD
 
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theKidd#12

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For your first dip of the toe into the new 3A I’m going to give it, as my baby boy would say, meh…
I do appreciate the effort it took for you to tear yourself away from the arms of your first cousin/wife to post this “welcome” to all us. She probably spit some Grizzly at you as you grabbed the phone. Yall call that foreplay I heard.
Anyway, speaking for my brethren coming up from 1A, thanks for the warning about the name calling.
I’ve heard of a Golden Cat before but thought it resided mostly in the southern region of a trophy wife?
Looking forward to your self proclaimed quick wittedness…
Hope to be able to keep up 👍
Merry Christmas to you as well SL..
Next year is a new experience for us all…
And if, god forbid, somehow Shelby DOESN’T win this football thing, the smallest school in the classification might revisit this diatribe…
 
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buzzcoach

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Shelby Lion said:
Let Shelby Lion be the first to welcome you all to 3a next season....

Just a heads up ( a warning if you will) to prepare you all of what to expect...

Shelby Lion will at some point call you one of the following

1. Bedwetter
2. Snot nosed punk
3. Punk with a cigarette
4. Troglodyte (Ill wait while most of yall look that word up)
5. Clown
6. Potsie
7. Rerun
8. Opie
9. Moronic imbecilic cretin
10. Neanderthalistic Doofus

Just know its all out of respect and admiration, and there shall be no whining, nor runny noses, you shant run to the mods for help because I know just how far I can go without getting banned ( I think lol)

I am not sure what other Mighty Mite teams around these parts are joining yall in 3a, but dont come in thinking of playoff glory.. The Mighty Golden Lions have dibs on the 3a title this coming season...
Maybe occasionally yall might win one here and there,but you're gonna have to go through us..

Looking forward to breaking the bread so to speak on these here forums with some or all of yall.... Just remember I am pretty quick witted...(Who are we kidding I am so dumb I could be twins)

Till next season... Merry Christmas, Happy New year.... Come August when the 3a threads open I shall be there to welcome you all with open arms...

BTW: You heathens from Heritage if and when we play yall, leave the milk jugs full of rocks and the hub caps in the car..... We gots bad nerves round these parts and all that racket makes my head hurt, even though I sat amongst you unwashed non store bought shoe wearing cretins at Newton Conover a few years back


While you can be young once, you can be immature forever....

WORD
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YET Shelby is playing basketball right now!!!!
 
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buzzcoach

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thekidd12 said:
Aw buzz…
Now he gonna come back!
He might even sick the three headed monster on you and nobody wants that yet…
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Sick Black And White GIF by Fleischer Studios
 
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theKidd#12

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Shelby Lion said:
Looking forward to the back and forth...

Mr Kidd gets a 4 out of 10 so far... He makes me laugh, more of an at him than with him so far laugh, but I do like his style.. ha ha....
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4 out of 10?
Sounds more like certain football team in Cleveland county test scores…
Or how many of your cousins you’ve dated…
Or possibly the ratio of missing teeth down thataway…

Glad I can occasionally make someone as well thought of you laugh occasionally. I think, when you’re not being a turd, you are a fine reasonable man.
 
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Shelby Lion said:
Let Shelby Lion be the first to welcome you all to 3a next season....

Just a heads up ( a warning if you will) to prepare you all of what to expect...

Shelby Lion will at some point call you one of the following

1. Bedwetter
2. Snot nosed punk
3. Punk with a cigarette
4. Troglodyte (Ill wait while most of yall look that word up)
5. Clown
6. Potsie
7. Rerun
8. Opie
9. Moronic imbecilic cretin
10. Neanderthalistic Doofus

Just know its all out of respect and admiration, and there shall be no whining, nor runny noses, you shant run to the mods for help because I know just how far I can go without getting banned ( I think lol)

I am not sure what other Mighty Mite teams around these parts are joining yall in 3a, but dont come in thinking of playoff glory.. The Mighty Golden Lions have dibs on the 3a title this coming season...
Maybe occasionally yall might win one here and there,but you're gonna have to go through us..

Looking forward to breaking the bread so to speak on these here forums with some or all of yall.... Just remember I am pretty quick witted...(Who are we kidding I am so dumb I could be twins)

Till next season... Merry Christmas, Happy New year.... Come August when the 3a threads open I shall be there to welcome you all with open arms...

BTW: You heathens from Heritage if and when we play yall, leave the milk jugs full of rocks and the hub caps in the car..... We gots bad nerves round these parts and all that racket makes my head hurt, even though I sat amongst you unwashed non store bought shoe wearing cretins at Newton Conover a few years back


While you can be young once, you can be immature forever....

WORD
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Lol shelby lion, we got a football game Friday night at the Pit to worry about. You focus on basketball 🤣
 
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Shelby Lion

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thekidd12 said:
4 out of 10?
Sounds more like certain football team in Cleveland county test scores…
Or how many of your cousins you’ve dated…
Or possibly the ratio of missing teeth down thataway…

Glad I can occasionally make someone as well thought of you laugh occasionally. I think, when you’re not being a turd, you are a fine reasonable man.
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Speaking of teeth, I was called 7up for the most part of my younger years...

Its because I had one 1 tooth pointing down and 7 pointing up

Is it true when yall went to grade school down that way they taught yall to write TGIF on the tops of yalls shoes to remind you that TOES GO IN FIRST??

Thats special right there
 
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theKidd#12

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Shelby Lion said:
Speaking of teeth, I was called 7up for the most part of my younger years...

Its because I had one 1 tooth pointing down and 7 pointing up

Is it true when yall went to grade school down that way they taught yall to write TGIF on the tops of yalls shoes to remind you that TOES GO IN FIRST??

Thats special right there
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Oh looky SL…
You done got a couple of the Mt Airy posters on the line…
Yall gonna have some fun…😂
 
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buzzcoach

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thekidd12 said:
4 out of 10?
Sounds more like certain football team in Cleveland county test scores…
Or how many of your cousins you’ve dated…
Or possibly the ratio of missing teeth down thataway…

Glad I can occasionally make someone as well thought of you laugh occasionally. I think, when you’re not being a turd, you are a fine reasonable man.
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Anthony Anderson Abc GIF by HULU
 
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The Deerhunter

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thekidd12 said:
For your first dip of the toe into the new 3A I’m going to give it, as my baby boy would say, meh…
I do appreciate the effort it took for you to tear yourself away from the arms of your first cousin/wife to post this “welcome” to all us. She probably spit some Grizzly at you as you grabbed the phone. Yall call that foreplay I heard.
Anyway, speaking for my brethren coming up from 1A, thanks for the warning about the name calling.
I’ve heard of a Golden Cat before but thought it resided mostly in the southern region of a trophy wife?
Looking forward to your self proclaimed quick wittedness…
Hope to be able to keep up 👍
Merry Christmas to you as well SL..
Next year is a new experience for us all…
And if, god forbid, somehow Shelby DOESN’T win this football thing, the smallest school in the classification might revisit this diatribe…
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Nah they can’t handle Grizzly, it’s Hawken for those city slickers😁
 
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theKidd#12

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Shelby Lion said:
Speaking of teeth, I was called 7up for the most part of my younger years...

Its because I had one 1 tooth pointing down and 7 pointing up

Is it true when yall went to grade school down that way they taught yall to write TGIF on the tops of yalls shoes to remind you that TOES GO IN FIRST??

Thats special right there
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No truth at all to THAT shoe rumor…
Not saying there ain’t an L and R in Magic marker written subtly on the soles however..

Hey this about you city slickers shortcomings not ours!!!
 
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theKidd#12

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The Deerhunter said:
Kidd I will miss you next year. Now I’ll be stuck with a couple of Murphy guys and one angry newcomer from Avery County. Maybe the guy from 2nd Corinthians will keep it lively, but I bet his son will have played his one and only season there
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Brother I’ll stop by some. Start a deer thread and @ me. You know I will have a story or twenty 😂
You, and a few others, have made my time in this 1A thing a great ride. I get tired of the Hatfield/McCoys stuff some go on with but makes for fun reading. With Reidsville going up another class there shouldn’t be that much on the 3A forum. @Shelby Lion is a stand up guy. He will keep posters straight as much as he can.
I will be just a couple of digital doors down.
Holler at me.
I’m used to it, been married a looong time 😂
 
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thekidd12 said:
For your first dip of the toe into the new 3A I’m going to give it, as my baby boy would say, meh…
I do appreciate the effort it took for you to tear yourself away from the arms of your first cousin/wife to post this “welcome” to all us. She probably spit some Grizzly at you as you grabbed the phone. Yall call that foreplay I heard.
Anyway, speaking for my brethren coming up from 1A, thanks for the warning about the name calling.
I’ve heard of a Golden Cat before but thought it resided mostly in the southern region of a trophy wife?
Looking forward to your self proclaimed quick wittedness…
Hope to be able to keep up 👍
Merry Christmas to you as well SL..
Next year is a new experience for us all…
And if, god forbid, somehow Shelby DOESN’T win this football thing, the smallest school in the classification might revisit this diatribe…
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Well,Kidd....that caught even the Batman off guard...
 
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Shelby Lion

Shelby Lion

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thekidd12 said:
@Shelby Lion better get them rubbers out of storage…
No your sister ain’t coming by for a visit…
I awoke to thunder this morning…
Good chance it’s gonna be a White Christmas!!!
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Thunder???

That was the thighs of girthy Eastern gals, bombarding their way up to the counter to order their Super Sausage biscuit combo at Hardees before lumbering their way to their meaningless job of sitting on that dump truck they call a hind end, smelling like marlboros and baby powder selling fake Loreal makeup to the other Randolph county women trying to hide their mustaches

White Christmas? No matter what you heathens call it, the crystal meth stuck in your nostril hair aint a White Christmas, its more of a stay up 72 houra straight biting at the meth bugs crawling up your arms....
 
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theKidd#12

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Shelby Lion said:
Thunder???

That was the thighs of girthy Eastern gals, bombarding their way up to the counter to order their Super Sausage biscuit combo at Hardees before lumbering their way to their meaningless job of sitting on that dump truck they call a hind end, smelling like marlboros and baby powder selling fake Loreal makeup to the other Randolph county women trying to hide their mustaches

White Christmas? No matter what you heathens call it, the crystal meth stuck in your nostril hair aint a White Christmas, its more of a stay up 72 houra straight biting at the meth buds crawling up your arms....
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👏👏👏

I bow to the master…
But…
I’ll keep trying to improve Obi Wan…
 
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