DG's are tougher than they were when I was at State

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We found our seats in section 115 prior to the game, and were watching the pregame warm-up. I noticed a dark haired college age girl with a "DG's love the Dawgs" sticker on her shirt walk up the bench seats and sit down a row behind me, and talk to a girl she knew for a few minutes. After pregame, she went to her seat, and I didn't think anything else about it. When LDP ran into the end zone for our first touchdown, everyone in our section (Including my son, who commented on it) saw the Bud Light can fly up in the air from the center of the lower portion of section 115 directly in front of us. We were all celebrating, ringing cowbells, and slapping hands, and didn't notice who the beer came down on (It was obviously full, based on how much was coming out in the air). After the extra point, I noticed a college age boy, and a mid to late 40's man having words from the area the beer can originated. The words got loud enough for me to hear a couple of "17 You's!" from 5 rows away before the young man pushed the older gentleman. There wasn't much chance for him to retaliate before a girl came out of nowhere and jumped on the college kid, putting him in the headlock and the crowd spread out to give them room. I guess the girl I had seen prior to the game was sitting next to the older guy, and decided to take things into her own hands. She had the guy in a headlock with her left arm, and was raining punches down on him like a jackhammer with her right. Apparently everyone around them was so amazed that a girl was doing this to a guy that they didn't intervene until she had put 12-15 pop knots on his head. Someone finally pulled her off of him, and the guy got up, and walked off, but later came back, and his head was swollen up like he had an allergic reaction. He had a black eye, and a few bruises were already visible on his cheek and behind his eye by half time. Did anyone else see this? Looks like the drink throwing is taking care of itself to me. I know that guy will think twice before throwing another $8 beer!
 

OzarkaNSW

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you haven't missed it, my fingers are tired...

(if you catch my drift). Need a little more recovery time to sit down and type the trip recap
 

RocketDawg

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Might've been her daddy the guy was shoving around. Did the cops intervene?

Generally speaking, it seems that females can beat on males all they want to but not the other way around. Can't say that I blame her in this case though.
 

Shmuley

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His eye swelling has just now gotten to where he can see to type. Damn sorostitute nearly beat his *** to death.
 

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No Police intervention. A couple of red jacketed "Event Security" types wandered up later, and talked to the guy who got his *** kicked, but nothing happened.
 

Big Sheep81

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Only a boviated, monstrated, certified moron would heave a $8 cold beer

into the air**

Just sayin.........
 

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I have a photo of the touchdown prior to the beer toss, and you can see the back of his head (prior to pop knots), but I can't figure out how to post it...
 

Lachien

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You're in recovery mode? Not still in Memphis #killingit?

Is this some type of sick new year's resolution ********?

We're waiting
 

WrapItDog

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Well an upper cut kind of has the same stroke as a handjob. Sounds like she was giving his head a quickie.
 

cowbell88

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Schmuley, you may be on to something. Have you noticed Ozarka hasn't denied that he wasn't in said confrontation.
 

tenureplan

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It was him but his hands are really tired

His eye swelling has just now gotten to where he can see to type. Damn sorostitute nearly beat his *** to death.

After he got beat, he went home alone and #killedit
 

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So how do you get sympathy poonanny from getting knotted up by a chick? If anyone could do it, it would be you. I am disappointingly impressed.