Dolly Parton Dead...

[HotMop]

her husband that is.

Dolly Parton's Husband Carl Dean Dead at 82

Carl Dean, Dolly Parton's husband for more than half a century, is dead ... according to the icon herself.

www.tmz.com

 

[CochiseCowbell]

You sonnuva

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

He finally suffocated....

 

[HotMop]

He finally suffocated....

 

[Chesusdog]

Damn you to hell.

 

[thatsbaseball]

He finally suffocated....

It was that ***** Jolene **

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

He finally suffocated....

I prefer to think it was a motorboating accident.

 

[ckDOG]

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Sooooo, you're saying she's single now

 

[She Mate Me]

Sooooo, you're saying she's single now

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79 and single and ready to mingle...

Gotta say, they were married 60 years and that dude didn't give a single **** about being in the spotlight. I think I'd have liked him a lot. RIP...

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

Sooooo, you're saying she's single now

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I'm suddenly in the mood to eat pepperoni and jerk off

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

You mean you're sometimes not in the mood to do that?

I'm suddenly in the mood to eat pepperoni and jerk off.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

I prefer to think it was a motorboating accident.

I don’t often share 6pack jokes with the wife, but this one deserved to be relayed. Well done, sir.

 

[dawgstudent]

I'm suddenly in the mood to eat pepperoni and jerk off

This one is going to make it to SPS Remembers.

 

[KentuckyDawg13]

 

[dawgman42]

I'm suddenly in the mood to eat pepperoni and jerk off

Do it Texas style at least

 

[RocketDawg]

The most mislabeled subject line ever. Thankfully.

 

[Ozarkdawg]

Sooooo, you're saying she's single now

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Whatever is holding the front of that blouse together should pass every building code there is. Strongest stuff on earth.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Don't get me excited

She's available now.