Email from Kenny Rogers.....from EDSBS.

[DerHntr]

ATTN:

Dear Sir/M,</p>

I am Mr. Kenneth Rogers. an agent acting on behalf of Mssr. Cam Newton, ABUJA (FCT).</p>

I have the courage to Crave indulgence for this important business believing that you will never let me down either now or in the future.

Some years ago, a former American Football Player with other respected National Football Corporations, made a numbered time (fixed)deposit for twelve calendar months, valued $200,000.USD in an account to secure the footballer playing time of Mssr. Cam Newtons.</p>

On maturity, Mssr. Cam Newton will sign with such as desired football corporations and make the touchdowns.
If you desire to win the contests, you will make such a fixed time deposit into an account of my choosing. Upon receipt of your goodwill intentions, Mssr. Cam Newtons will be delivered post-haste.</p>

Since I know you are an honorable individual with great expectations, I will accept a small discount sum in the order of $180,000 for the same rights and ventures.</p>

Thank you for your time and many blessings and peace be upon you.</p>

Mssr. Kenneth Rogers, FUT Alabama Football Program</p>

 

[57stratdawg]

or am I missing some sarcasm?

 

[benatmsu]

Ever gotten an email from a deposed Nigerian prince?

 

[bomanishus]

It's a great parody of those daily emails you get from the people in Africa that have funds available if you will help them get the money out of the country.

Good one.

 

[LTblows]

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[jakldawg]

But the ranting Auburn fans in the comments make it extra special.

See also: the Big Lead story on this and the inevitable "He's still eligible! He was at practice! THIS IS BAMMER'S FAULT!" replies from the Aubie.

 

[dawgstudent]

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