Even if this Germanic it`s funny...a little sick.....but still funny

[thatsbaseball]

As reported by Salt Lake City Fox affiliate KTSU, Draper (Utah) Corner Canyon High announced its new mascot and school colors on Wednesday, with Canyons School District officials proclaiming that the school's teams will be called the Chargers, using a blue and white color scheme.</p>

That's all fine and good except for the fact that the school's future student body -- which was given the opportunity to select its own future mascot -- had chosen to be the Cougars. With some 23 percent of the student vote, the Cougar choice was far preferred to other options, which included the Chargers, Diamondbacks, Falcons, Raptors, Broncos, Bears and Cavaliers.</p>

The reason why the future student body gravitated toward Cougars is pretty clear: Area collegiate power BYU uses the Cougar as its mascot and enjoys an enormous fan base of area residents and those who follow the Mormon faith (BYU is a Mormon institution).</p>

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<p class="legend">Corner Canyon High conceptual drawing — CanyonLacrosse.com</p></div>

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Still, the Canyons School Board refused to accept the Cougar as a mascot out of fear that it might offend older women. In the current edition of the Webster Dictionary, the second definition for cougar sights a slang terminology that refers to "a middle-aged woman seeking a romantic relationship with a younger man."</p>

 

[Hump4Hoops]

Especially when there's a Cougars as an instate college team.

Conspiracy theory: Perhaps the school board is populated by USU grads.

 

[MedDawg]

The group that turned down Cougars and chose Chargers--did they check up on any other meanings for the new mascot name? I looked it up, and they might prefer Cougar to Chargers. And without looking it up, there are probably unusual definitions for each of those other choices, too. I'm pretty sure I don't even want to see an alternate definition of "Broncos".

 

[FlabLoser]

Boobieku

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

the Cougars know who they are.

Offensive only if it really.... hurts.

 

[patdog]

From Urban Dictionary:

<table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td class="word">charger </td><td id="tools_1766517" class="tools"><span class="status">42 up, 26 down</span><span class="thumbs"></a><a id="thumbs_up_1766517" class="thumbs_up" href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=charger#"></span></td></tr><tr><td></td><td id="entry_1766517" class="text" colspan="2"><div class="definition">A small cylindrical object that can be filled with money or drugs and inserted into the anus to conceal their whereabouts from the police/prison guards etc. As described in the classic French book ''Papillon''. </div><div class="example">''I tried to smuggle that chocolate out of jail but the guards found my charger''</div></td></tr></tbody></table>
<table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td class="word">Charger </td><td id="tools_5389925" class="tools"><span class="status">5 up, 5 down</span><span class="thumbs"></a><a id="thumbs_up_5389925" class="thumbs_up" href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=charger#"></span></td></tr><tr><td></td><td id="entry_5389925" class="text" colspan="2"><div class="definition">Early morning blow job to start your day.</div><div class="example">I woke up with a case of the mondays so I asked my wife for a quick charger to lighten my mood.</div></td></tr></tbody></table>
Link

BTW, they suggest looking up your name. Let's just say I'm seriously considering going back to being called Patrick. Much better urban dictionary definition.

 

[missouridawg]

<table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td></td><td id="entry_3023873" class="text" colspan="2"><div class="definition">a handsome man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. Fun to be around, easy to talk to, never fake and full of optimism.</div><div class="example">He is a real ryan!

He is not only hot, but a ryan...best of both worlds!</div></td></tr></tbody></table>

or

<div class="definition">A noble ganster who shoots unstabel +$$%@*!</div><div class="example">I wanna be ryan!
++#+ you!

or

<div class="definition">A bad *** mofo who is the iron chef of pounding ***.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
Bad *** drinker who will kill your ***** *** if u ++#+ with him. His friends are bad *** to which is bad ***, bad ***.</div><div class="example">Ryan is bad *** i wanna be him!

or

<table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td></td><td id="entry_3819582" class="text" colspan="2"><div class="definition">A man with an 11 incher who picks up a lot of milfs at the library.</div><div class="example">That guy is such a Ryan

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Can't figure out which one fits me best...</div></div>

 

[RocketDawg]

In a Rocky Mountain state, I'd think no one would ever equate "Cougar" with their feared definition ... it's merely a big cat that roams the mountains. You can take darn near any word and twist the meaning to something else.<div>
</div><div>Reminds me of all the hoopla with Indian names. If they were used in a detrimental manner, I could sort of understand it ... but when Indian names are used, it's exclusively because of their reputation for being brave and stalwart warriors. Perhaps "Redskins" could be pushing it a bit .....</div>

 

[thatsbaseball]

: Bears are almost always gay or bisexual men. Increasingly, transgender or transsexual men (trans men) and those who shun labels for gender and sexuality are also included within bear communities.</p>

Younger or smaller men who identify with bear culture may also be labelled as cubs.</p>

 

[RocketDawg]

but it sorta fits, dontcha think? Also, as far as I know, the term "cougar" for a middle-aged woman on the prowl for a younger guy is a relatively new term.<div>
</div><div>Connotations mean a lot though ... for instance ... even something as benign as "crank a tractor" turns into something explicitly sexual when you say, "Boy, I'd really like to crank HER tractor" ... makes no sense but the meaning is clear. And it's never going to stop as long as there are biological differences in the gender ... just the way our creator made us. Hypersensitivity in almost all aspects of our society is wrecking normal behavior.</div>

 

[thatsbaseball]

nm

 

[dstatechamps]

I didn't know that. Back when UM decided on the bear thing I did a google image search for bears so I could be a smartass to a buddy of mine.

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I should not have done that.


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You can't unsee some ****.