Before you do it I really would like to know what is wrong with a MSU alum hating UM. That is a serious question. I find this absolutely fascinating since this is a MSU board. If you give me a good reason I'll back off voluntarialy.
If you have to explain and justify a tirade then the truth is that deep down inside you are an attention seeking douche bag. If you go on a tirade and don't feel the need to explain or justify yourself then your tirade was worth it.