FARK OFF!!!! PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION 2012 (post replies to the Fark Board thread)

[DerHntr]

We have the opportunity to combine politics and SPS only once every 4 years.

Please campaign for your two favorite SPS posters for President and Vice President of the Interwebs. All types of Farks are accepted including but not limited to Photoshop, Gimp, MS Paint, etc.

The winner will be chosen by Dawgstudent on Wednesday, October 31st (Halloween).

The grand prize package includes a lifetime supply of C34 enlarged lady part condoms, communist party badges from Sesh and McDawg22, a gallon of Shsdawg's kool laid, one Peeper crooked hat, a secret map showing how to get to the SPS tailgate held in Oxford for the Battle of the Golden Egg, an HD6 inspired pizza called the Dominator which will be sure to lead to bouts of explosive diarrhea, free concert tickets for a surprise band chosen by MSU's Student Association, teabags from Tusk's own personal collection, and of course FREE CHAT FOR LIFE.

LINK TO THE THREAD ON THE FARK BOARD

Rules:

1. No Nudity

I have posted an example from last election cycle below that I made when stumping for DS and HD6 in 2008. Enjoy.

 

[DerHntr]

bump*

nm

 

[seshomoru]

and we're off

 

[MagicDawg]

This is (obviously) not for the contest, but this thread seems like the only legitimate place on SPS to share a quick image I did last night for fun. Maybe some of you will be amused.


"My favorite moment of the debate was when Bob Schieffer asked the candidates who they were rooting for on Saturday. #hailstate #beatbama"

 

[GloryDawg]

Not fark but scary. Look at the facial features and skin tone.

 

[Shmuley]

On weekends he drives a windowless van with "FREE CANDY" hand-painted on the sides.

 

[DerHntr]

Vote or Die bump*

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

21012

 

[Crazy Cotton]

And that then inspired this one here

Nobody take offense, I know we were killin the bad guy about this time. Then I re-read the post and figured out I didn't understand the actual Fark goal. But I'm gonna leave this here anyway.

 

[Dawg4ever49]

You wouldn't buy a used car from this guy!!! If you have ever watched him speak you can tell when he is lying cause of all the studdering and stammering he does searching for what he thinks you will believe, or whenever his mouth is open.

 

[JackShephard]

I hate "studdering".

 

[FISHDAWG]

the peeping croom must not have made it past white house security

 

[ChillbillyRock]

The Maroon Nation desrves a Fair and Impartial Gridiron Debate.

Thx BMT......see? worked great!

 

[BigMotherTucker]

Looks great.

 

[TankOwens]

Fanatastic Chilly!

 

[jamdawg96]

Funny thing is, Romney was a Bama backer just a week ago.