I think one of my friends was in that class. He said Willie would make his presence known by coming and yelling WILLIE BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE.
Funny Stories from athletes in class
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convicted AGAIN of selling coke..... Went to HS with him. He was about 3 or 4 grades ahead of me. I read in the local newspaper last week where he had been convicted again of selling. He just got back from parchman less than a year ago for he same problem!!!!
Melvin Smith was one of my teammates. Let's just say, what you call "donkey dick" or "Mule", we called "Melvin".</p>
Sat next to Ermon Green (LB who replaced Johnie Cooks) in Physics III class. He was very intelligent and nice. Had my best semester of Physics (made a B after making a C and D in the other two Physics).
During my freshman year, I had a speech class in Allen Hall and enrolled in the class was Charlie Davidson. I think he attended about 3 classes that semester including the one speech he presented to the class which was a very detailed account of Jackie's in-home visit with him and how mama was very impressed with the King.
1. In the back bb gym at Sanderson one day with a few other whiteys shootin the rock. Bowers, Zimmerman, Winsome, Ontario Harper, and Mario Austin, come in. They all came over and started just shootin around with us. I made a three with Timmy gaurding me. And got a rebound over Mario. That's when I knew how good I really could have been. (So what if they didn't have their shoes tied and were talking on the cell phone when it happened).
2. I was walking out of Dorman towards the parking behind the animal science building when the Ford Exporer with TANG21 on the tag went past. As I was getting close to my car he had parked and gotten out of his truck. He had a 3-ring binder full of papers under his arm. He took a couple of steps while zipping up his jacket and the binder fell on the ground. Before he could even try to grab it half the papers blew out all across the parking lot. He let out a very slow and soft F*CK. He left the notebook and all the scattered papers, turned around got back into his explorer, put it in reverse, and left. I was about to piss my pants. He then became one of my top 5 athletes to ever come out of STATE.
2. I was walking out of Dorman towards the parking behind the animal science building when the Ford Exporer with TANG21 on the tag went past. As I was getting close to my car he had parked and gotten out of his truck. He had a 3-ring binder full of papers under his arm. He took a couple of steps while zipping up his jacket and the binder fell on the ground. Before he could even try to grab it half the papers blew out all across the parking lot. He let out a very slow and soft F*CK. He left the notebook and all the scattered papers, turned around got back into his explorer, put it in reverse, and left. I was about to piss my pants. He then became one of my top 5 athletes to ever come out of STATE.
I went to watch the open practices before this past season. As a buddy and I are getting on the track behind the fieldhouse, Dixon, Elliot, and Marcus Green come walking up beside us. There is a girl trainer walking beside Dixon, fixing something on his helmet. Trainer says: "Hey Boobie, you ready for practice?" to which Dixon replies in a perfect, I mean perfect Lil' Jon voice... "Yeaaaayah! I love footBAWWWL." One of those had to be there moments, but was quite hilarious.
My parents used to mentor several football players ,and Reggie Kelly was one of them. One night, they invited him and his girlfriend over for dinner at our house. Reggie was at least 6'6" 275 and was terrified of our old, fat, female golden retriever who would have never hurt a fly. She didn't even wake up when they came to the door.
Reggie wouldn't even come inside until my dad woke the old dog from her sleep and put her outside. I was amazed any human being could be afraid of that dog, nonetheless a future NFL tight end.
Reggie wouldn't even come inside until my dad woke the old dog from her sleep and put her outside. I was amazed any human being could be afraid of that dog, nonetheless a future NFL tight end.
He and I used to play NCAA football a ton at my cousin's dorm. Anyway, in our class we had very small desks. These desks would be perfect size for middle school children. Kelly finished his test and stood up. The desk was still attached to him around the waist. He walked to the front of the class and turned it in, desk still on him. I don't believe anyone noticed it except for Kelly, the teacher and myself. This was before he was a MSU commit and he was a Auburn lean/commit. I was afraid he would kill us for 2 years at Auburn. He had to duck his head to get into our classroom.
1. Dontae Walker, Demetric "Hollywood" Wright, D. Lee, Oyefesobi, Jason Clark, and others I have forgotten now. At the end of the semester We all decided to set up a mock trial and the defendants would be D-Tay and Hollywood. ( full orange jumpers, flops, shackles and cuffs). They were charged with selling weed on campus....ironic. Those two guys ended up getting their own "case" dismissed before the judge by picking the "prosecutor" (fellow student) apart on the stand
2. I was walking in behind Bowen one day and saw Marcus Campbell "attempt" to hide behind a car to scare a girl that was walking up.. That guy looked like one of those damn inflatable dancing guys that bend at the waist and flail at the arms when he jumped up. I swear, it looked like he was in slow motion.
2. I was walking in behind Bowen one day and saw Marcus Campbell "attempt" to hide behind a car to scare a girl that was walking up.. That guy looked like one of those damn inflatable dancing guys that bend at the waist and flail at the arms when he jumped up. I swear, it looked like he was in slow motion.
One of the econ profs (forgot his name but always talked about Pat Benetar and Hiney Winery and about Jesus sucking) in mid 80's told the class to put their books down around the front and side b/c he was giving a test. Now, one wouldn't know Scott was there b/c he never uttered a word. The prof said something like, "uh Mr Scott you need to put your **explective** books down here"</p>
Scott rared back and threw the 5lb text book like a dart at the prof's head, he missed but alas he didn't say a word to him the rest of the year to my knowledge.</p>
Scott rared back and threw the 5lb text book like a dart at the prof's head, he missed but alas he didn't say a word to him the rest of the year to my knowledge.</p>
On test day the guy sitting next to me asked Anthony if he studied to which Anthony responded "Na man, I'ma be free stylin on this one"
I lived down the hall from a walk on (can't remember his because he was just practice squad). One night I walked in around 3 am, turn the corner of the hallway and see him sitting on a trash can in the middle of the hall taking a **** and some small guy is cutting his hair. I stood there in a drunken stupor for about 30 seconds before he looked up at me and said "What, a white boy ain't never seen somebody get they hair cut befo'?" or something along those lines. I saw him around a few times the following semester but then I heard that he was the one that turned Richard Burch in for selling weed and he swiftly decided to return to Chicago or wherever he was from.
used to toke it up with Bobo. One time my friend asks Bobo who he thought the best defensive player on the team was. He said Bobo takes a long drag of the joint and in that 'just inhaled and am holding my breath' voice says, "..****...prolly me!" For those that don't know, Bobo was always hurt and never played. I always thought that was funny as hell.
I'm sure you've heard it considering who was involved, but for the rest:
While Henig is trotting back on to the field after #4 or #5 that day and he and/or Croom is getting booed by the whole stadium, some clown a few rows in front of me in the end zone decides to pick out my friends' booing to take exception to. It starts out with a few stalkerish glares back at us and then after a little while escalates to him turning around and talking **** about how far our athletic careers had gone. Somewhere in between, buddy 1 says "I think that's McCaskill". Buddy 2 immediately blurts out "MIDWEEK?". Anyway, McCaskill and friends keep touting their own athletic careers (apparently one of them played D1 football somewhere too) until the whole thing was ended by interception #6 which was followed by their swift exit and some vague words about seeing us out that night. I can't do it justice, but it was hilarious.</p>
While Henig is trotting back on to the field after #4 or #5 that day and he and/or Croom is getting booed by the whole stadium, some clown a few rows in front of me in the end zone decides to pick out my friends' booing to take exception to. It starts out with a few stalkerish glares back at us and then after a little while escalates to him turning around and talking **** about how far our athletic careers had gone. Somewhere in between, buddy 1 says "I think that's McCaskill". Buddy 2 immediately blurts out "MIDWEEK?". Anyway, McCaskill and friends keep touting their own athletic careers (apparently one of them played D1 football somewhere too) until the whole thing was ended by interception #6 which was followed by their swift exit and some vague words about seeing us out that night. I can't do it justice, but it was hilarious.</p>
driving around Starkville and I saw Wayne Madkin driving around in some old even at that time looking SUV with about 30 parking tickets lined up on the windshield.
Speech with Titus was an experience. Every speech he did was about 60 seconds long and sounded like Adam Sandler's football speech to the little kids in The Waterboy. It was spring semester, so everyone got to take off for Spring Break. When the class resumed, we went around the room, person by person, and informed the rest of the class what happened during the break. You heard the usual, "We went to the beach," or "Went skiing," or even the occasional "Did some relief work on the coast." But when it got to be Titus's turn, the teacher said, "Titus, what did you do on Spring Break?" All we got was "Went to da strip club." Nobody in the class seemed that surprised, the teacher didn't even pull a double take. She just went on to the next person in the row.
On a side note, before the break, Titus only had his upper teeth in gold, but when he returned, he was showcasing the bottoms, so Titus also got half a grill on Spring Break that year.</p>
On a side note, before the break, Titus only had his upper teeth in gold, but when he returned, he was showcasing the bottoms, so Titus also got half a grill on Spring Break that year.</p>
I've never posted, but this is one of the best threads I've ever read. I was in engineering curriculum mainly and didn't have the pleasure unfortunately of witnessing some of this brilliance.
I lived in the dorm with Brandon Hart and we would always talk and he was funny fellow. He would always show me pictures of his naked girl friends that would send him nude videos on his cell phone and what not...well one night I was coming in the dorm and my girlfriend at the time and she was hammered. I mean I was basically carrying her. Well Brandon was in the lobby with his buddies-Durcre, Dixon, Wright...the usuals and as I walked in Brandon jumped up on a table and starting humping the air tellin' me, "Yeah [my name] gonna get some!" Started hootin' and hollerin' making a scene. It was pretty funny and all the other players were laughing. I told them no I'm taking her to bed, but they got a big kick out of it.
Also, Quinton Wesley lived in my dorm and one time I got a pizza delivered and he said, "Hey man I'll give you $5 for a peice." I said, "Naw man I'm hungry," and he proceded to pull out a stack of cash as thick as a Bible. Needless today he got gun charges and kicked off the team a month later.</p>
Also, Quinton Wesley lived in my dorm and one time I got a pizza delivered and he said, "Hey man I'll give you $5 for a peice." I said, "Naw man I'm hungry," and he proceded to pull out a stack of cash as thick as a Bible. Needless today he got gun charges and kicked off the team a month later.</p>
I was a first semester freshman in general chemistry, and sitting in the back of the room, this big *** MF sits down next to me and TELLS me he is going to cheat off my tests all semester....I thought he was joking around, being nice, trying to get to know me....now, he is a 5th year senior and im barely 18.....thought he was kidding around, and the dude never cracked a f'ing smile....serious as cancer.....i kinda gulped.....said, sure....and he copied every single test/quiz i ever took....
to this day, every time I see animal house where the big black guy asks "can we dance wif yo dates?"....I think of that conversation getting to know wisner
to this day, every time I see animal house where the big black guy asks "can we dance wif yo dates?"....I think of that conversation getting to know wisner
This is first time I've laughed out loud at a threat at work. I got that electrical engineering degree and unfortunately never had the pleasure of taking many classes with our athletes... I did take Referee'ing Football and Basketball as a freebie my senior year... sat next to Joseph Hunter (always in class, always cussing Polk for making him take too many pitches)... as well as Tee Milons and Keith Fitzhugh. Those two were rarely there and never had to do anything that involved actual schoolwork.
My only claim to fame though is shutting down a future number 1 overall pick in some pick-up basketball in the Sanderson Center. I held this person to 1 of 7 shooting and still brag about it today... I generally try to not include the fact that it was Latoya Thomas that I was gaurding.
My only claim to fame though is shutting down a future number 1 overall pick in some pick-up basketball in the Sanderson Center. I held this person to 1 of 7 shooting and still brag about it today... I generally try to not include the fact that it was Latoya Thomas that I was gaurding.
I took Algebra II with Russell Copeland, Todd Jordan, and a couple of other senior THS football players my sophomore year.
Russell had somehow been absent from class for one of our tests and our math teacher gave him the test to take home, complete and return the next day.
That afternoon, after school I found Russell sitting on the trunk of my car waiting on me. He told me that he knew I was good at math and wanted a little help with his test. I told him that I would be glad to help him study some before he went home.
Then he finally broke it down for my naive ***. He wanted me to complete the test for him and when I told him that I would not, he offered me $1 to do it. One dollar.
At that point, I laughed and told him 'no thanks' and got in my car and left.
Russell went on to 'star' at Memphis State and played a few years for the Buffalo Bills.
Russell had somehow been absent from class for one of our tests and our math teacher gave him the test to take home, complete and return the next day.
That afternoon, after school I found Russell sitting on the trunk of my car waiting on me. He told me that he knew I was good at math and wanted a little help with his test. I told him that I would be glad to help him study some before he went home.
Then he finally broke it down for my naive ***. He wanted me to complete the test for him and when I told him that I would not, he offered me $1 to do it. One dollar.
At that point, I laughed and told him 'no thanks' and got in my car and left.
Russell went on to 'star' at Memphis State and played a few years for the Buffalo Bills.
especially when taught by coach carlisle. they were full of athletes just tryin for an easy A. the only thing we had to do in that class was read a report for 5 minutes. the delks were in my class and one, i think it was richard, was trying to read a report about using drugs while drive and how it was a bad thing. he couldn't read any of it. he literally stumbled over words like "driving" and god forbid he would know how to pronounce pharmaceuticals (sp?). carlisle was basically pronouncing every word. it was hilarious. finally carlisle told him to come back and read it the next day. he was never called on again.
in the same class bernard rimmer was hilarious. his speech was on traffic signs. for 10 minutes he talked about the difference between a walk light and a don't walk light and how if its flashing you can "kind of walk but not the same as just walk, you gotta walk kinda different."</p>
in the same class bernard rimmer was hilarious. his speech was on traffic signs. for 10 minutes he talked about the difference between a walk light and a don't walk light and how if its flashing you can "kind of walk but not the same as just walk, you gotta walk kinda different."</p>
I had Business Cal. with JMM. The period after we lost to SC in 2001 (I think JMM had missed a FG or two) the prof was passing out tests and calling everyone's names to come up... when she called JMM someone in the back of the room just yelled "YOU SUCK!"... he turned really red and sat down. I actually felt kind of bad for him...
i had art class with kevin, back in highschool. The monday after attending my first msu football game the 00 middle tenn. game, i was reading the game program before class and he asked if he could see it, so i let him read it and after class he gave it back to me and said "im gunna go to msu, yall are gunna hear about me freshman sensation!"
I have a couple...... I had a history class with Donald Lee he sit behind me he would answer the roll call and put on his head phones another one I had a marketing class with Travis Chapman and he always had 2 hot women with him every MWF and is was always 2 different ones dude got boy band A**
especially when taught by coach carlisle. they were full of athletes just tryin for an easy A. the only thing we had to do in that class was read a report for 5 minutes. the delks were in my class and one, i think it was richard, was trying to read a report about using drugs while drive and how it was a bad thing. he couldn't read any of it. he literally stumbled over words like "driving" and god forbid he would know how to pronounce pharmaceuticals (sp?). carlisle was basically pronouncing every word. it was hilarious. finally carlisle told him to come back and read it the next day. he was never called on again.
in the same class bernard rimmer was hilarious. his speech was on traffic signs. for 10 minutes he talked about the difference between a walk light and a don't walk light and how if its flashing you can "kind of walk but not the same as just walk, you gotta walk kinda different."</p>
in the same class bernard rimmer was hilarious. his speech was on traffic signs. for 10 minutes he talked about the difference between a walk light and a don't walk light and how if its flashing you can "kind of walk but not the same as just walk, you gotta walk kinda different."</p>
One day I was sitting in my dorm room in Hull, finished with classes for the day when my roomate walks in. "Dude, you won't believe what just happened!" This was even funnier to us because we were joking about the Big Feces a couple of hours earlier. So naturally, I said, "Spill it- whatcha got?" He goes on to explain how he just left a environmental science class that Marcus Campbell was in. Apparently, the teacher was talking about photosynthesis, you know, basic stuff, when Marcus raises his hands with a confused look on his face. The teacher calls on him and he says, "Teacher, why we have trees?" She just blankly stared at him. The class was shocked. My roomate was rolling with laughter.</p>
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