Indeed. Who knew that our expansion was so cheap?
"A $75 renovation and expansion was just completed in the north end zone, adding 8,815 of new
seats, including premium areas."
Damn, that's only 2 cheeseburger logs, an 18 pack of Natty Light, and 2 boxes of cowboy killers away from a whole $100! Couldn't we club members sacrifice a night of debauchery for another 2,000 seats?
This gem of a non sequitur stands out as well:
"Just six years into his tenure, Mullen (36-
28, .563) owns the highest winning percentage
as a coach at State since the late Darrell Royal
in 1954-55 (.600), and he is already fourth in
school history for wins by a MSU head coach
(36). Mullen stands just one victory away from
entering the top four."
That said: