ANYBODY REMEMBER THE LATE, GREAT PEPÉ LE PEW? PEOPLE COME UP TO ME AND SAY, "SIR, NOBODY HUGS AND KISSES FLAGS LIKE YOU! NOT EVEN PEPÉ LE PEW!"
FRANKLY, I CAN'T HELP IT. THE FLAG HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY VOLUPTUOUS. I'VE SAID IF IT WEREN'T A FLAG, PERHAPS I'D BE DATING IT. IN FACT, I TAKE THEM OUT POLE SHOPPING. I'M AUTOMATICALLY ATTRACTED TO FLAGS. WHEN I SEE THEM, I MOVE ON THEM VERY HEAVILY. I JUST START KISSING. IT'S LIKE A DRY MAGNET. JUST KISS. I DON'T EVEN WAIT. AND WHEN YOU'RE A STAR, THEY LET YOU DO IT. GRAB 'EM BY THE POLE. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS COVFEFE! - GCN
